Monday Morning Clinton Funny !

[Sandy73]

TITANIC OR CLINTON
> > >
> > >
> > > TITANIC OR CLINTON?
> > >
> > > PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?
> > > Titanic or The Clinton
> > > Video
> > >
> > > TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
> > > CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
> > >
> > > TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
> > > CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
> > >
> > > TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose,their
> > > forbidden love, and
> > > subsequent catastrophe.
> > > CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their
> > > forbidden love, and
> > > subsequent catastrophe.
> > >
> > > TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
> > > CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist
> > >
> > > TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good
> > > cigar
> > > CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill
> > >
> > > TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets
> > > ruined
> > > CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica
> > >
> > > TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
> > > CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there
> > >
> > > TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
> > > CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts
> > >
> > > TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of
> > > her life
> > > CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack
> > >
> > > TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of
> > > seamen
> > > CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...ooh, never mind.
> > >
> > > TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
> > > CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ...
> > > basically the same thing.

 

[UsaPride]

LOL!! :happy2:

 

[opewon]

Sandy, your one of the reasons I keep coming back to this board, that was very funny!....Kudo's to Sandy.

 

[Sandy73]

Thanks ! If only everyone else would appreciate my work ! :teeth:

 

[musicman]

You are truly ill - and I thank you for it!