Monday Morning Clinton Funny !

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    TITANIC OR CLINTON
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    > > >
    > > > TITANIC OR CLINTON?
    > > >
    > > > PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?
    > > > Titanic or The Clinton
    > > > Video
    > > >
    > > > TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
    > > > CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
    > > >
    > > > TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
    > > > CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
    > > >
    > > > TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose,their
    > > > forbidden love, and
    > > > subsequent catastrophe.
    > > > CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their
    > > > forbidden love, and
    > > > subsequent catastrophe.
    > > >
    > > > TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
    > > > CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist
    > > >
    > > > TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good
    > > > cigar
    > > > CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill
    > > >
    > > > TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets
    > > > ruined
    > > > CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica
    > > >
    > > > TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
    > > > CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there
    > > >
    > > > TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
    > > > CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts
    > > >
    > > > TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of
    > > > her life
    > > > CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack
    > > >
    > > > TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of
    > > > seamen
    > > > CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...ooh, never mind.
    > > >
    > > > TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
    > > > CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ...
    > > > basically the same thing.
     
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    LOL!! :happy2:
     
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    Sandy, your one of the reasons I keep coming back to this board, that was very funny!....Kudo's to Sandy. :bow2: :bow2: :clap: :clap:
     
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    :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: Thanks ! If only everyone else would appreciate my work ! :banana: :teeth:
     
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    You are truly ill - and I thank you for it! :bow2:
     

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