Three Women

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    Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to
    find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can
    remember what they did the night before.


    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she
    has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the
    almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent,"


    They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate
    themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.


    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from
    the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on
    the part of the innocent."


    They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately
    prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.


    The last one, a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of
    Alabama, and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell
    you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
     

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