For Parents | Let's Move! Ok, I've heard Momma Obama's "LetsMove dot gov" commercials about 20 times an hour for the past 2 weeks on the local radio. They are advocating basically lying to your kids to trick them into simple "moving". One has a kid asking mom for a $1, and mom is telling the kid to get it out of her purse which is in the bedroom....no, bathroom...no, kitchen...no, living room......and on and on, tricking a kid into just moving. 1st thought: Are we that fucking fat, lazy and disgusting that we must trick our offspring into MOVING!!!! Not to jog, or lift weights, but just fucking MOVE???? Maybe we have. Anyway, Momma Obama goes on and on, and lays out action plans on her website on how wrong you're raising your kids, and what you can do. For example..... Did you know you can help your kids by walking around, playing tag, or shopping together??? WOW!!! I never knew about those things, I was gonna just put magnets everywhere and hope it attracted my kids into moving. Thanks Michelle!!! Did you know you can get your kid to eat fresh fruit by keeping it in a bowl......"within his or hers reach"??? DAMN!!! Michelle "Momma" Obama is so helpful. I was keeping my fresh fruit in a bowl on my ROOFTOP!!! No wonder my kids couldn't eat it. Gosh, I'm glad she clarified that for me. She even says in the site "Children and families tend to consume more of the foods that they have easy access to". Wow. That makes sense now. I wanted my kids to eat wild salmon since it's so healthy, but they were too scared of the bears and the rapid water to get their little butts in there and snag one. I never thought of just buying some salmon!!! And oh man oh man, now they can have milk!! They were too scared of the cow or something, but now I know, Michelle said if they have easy access to it, they'll consume it, so many instead of making them milk a 2,000 pound cow....I could.......buy....some milk? YES!! Golly. Thanks Momma Obama. I'd never be able to raise my kids without you and Barack's guidance. I mean...tossing a ball around outside??!!! Who'da thunk it??? Thanks guys!!!