When men get married, they replace the word 'Mine' with 'Yours'.
I think it's genetically coded. When your bride hears the words, "I now pronounce you man & wife" it triggers the instant response, "What's mine is mine, and what's his is mine now".
As if men don't alter instantly upon marriage. Far too many begin lecturing their new wives on how their Moms do things.....you guys have your character issues as well.
Yeh, well, talking of marriage. Do you know what the similarity between eggs benedict and a blow job is, Madeline?
You can't get either one at home!