Mike's a midget or Chucklez sits on a book.

[Douger]

This kind of shit is evidence that murka is a complete idiocracy.
Gather your belongings, put them in a bag, and sneak over the border.
The grass really is greener on the other side ( cheaper too)
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[g5000]

You're, uh, more than 4 years late. Those were from the last election cycle.

And I'm guessing the tongue in cheek stuff was over your head?