Meet the nypd dance team and abandon all hope

Deplorable Yankee

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Jesus tap dancing Christ all mighty

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'Abandon all hope'. LOLOL I Like that.

Maybe some of t hose gals will lose some weight.
 
Why does the NYPD need a dance team?

It just seems very unprofessional for a police department to have a dance team. It's just unbecoming for a law enforcement department to have dancers publicized on tv or anything.
 
Babylon Bee



"TERRIFIED MUGGER FLEES AS NYPD DANCE SQUAD ARRIVES"

NEW YORK, NY — An alleged mugger is still believed to be at large in the city today after fleeing the scene of the crime as soon as the New York Police Department Dance Squad arrived.

The incident, which authorities believe to have occurred early this afternoon near Midtown Manhattan, was still in progress when witnesses say the perpetrator saw the NYPD Dance Squad approaching, causing the aggressor to break off his attack and run away in terror.

"He took off once he saw the dancers got here," one eyewitness said. "It was obvious that he wanted no part of them. Honestly, who can blame him? If I saw that group rolling up toward me, I'd want to get as far away from them as I could. I've never seen such a strong crime deterrent."



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