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This is a media-parable inspired by the film The Hudsucker Proxy.
Cheers,
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A strange young woman collected haunting Polaroids of cemeteries across the USA. This young woman's name was Jean, but those who knew her called her Dark Phoenix (DP). DP was heavily-invested in the kind of parallel-dimension metaphysics that spoke to a natural and even enigmatic curiosity about the 'invisible world.' DP was a real heroine, and many (including Steve Jobs and Bill Gates) wondered if she was the real answer to the very real modern problem of Realism Overindulgence (a new Protestantism-oriented socio-philosophy movement emerging in the always-dangerous London Underground).
Unfortunately, DP and her critics (mostly members of the Realism Overindulgence religious-philosophy group) The Realism Overindulgence (RO) members began playing Ouija about modern capitalism warfare bets, and they raised up from the underworld a mysterious and deadly fortune-manipulating psychic evil-doer named Count Vertigo (CV). CV told RO that DP was not intellectually involved enough to understand the true gravity/depth of the metaphysics-universe of the 'invisible world of ghosts/fairies.' However, RO still realized DP was moving the masses in the cultural subconscious (with her ever-growing popular metaphysics blog on the World Wide Web titled Dark Phoenix: Ghost-Dome).
U.S. President Donald Trump learned of all this on Facebook and he quickly called an emergency meeting of the Security Council of the United Nations about a terrible metaphysics nihilism 'trend' reflected in the work of DP and RO in America (and the West!). The meeting was very important, and valuable recommendations were made regarding the more holistic marketing of graphic images/imagery in the modern media. This would not be censorship --- it would be 'Secularism'!
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Cheers,
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A strange young woman collected haunting Polaroids of cemeteries across the USA. This young woman's name was Jean, but those who knew her called her Dark Phoenix (DP). DP was heavily-invested in the kind of parallel-dimension metaphysics that spoke to a natural and even enigmatic curiosity about the 'invisible world.' DP was a real heroine, and many (including Steve Jobs and Bill Gates) wondered if she was the real answer to the very real modern problem of Realism Overindulgence (a new Protestantism-oriented socio-philosophy movement emerging in the always-dangerous London Underground).
Unfortunately, DP and her critics (mostly members of the Realism Overindulgence religious-philosophy group) The Realism Overindulgence (RO) members began playing Ouija about modern capitalism warfare bets, and they raised up from the underworld a mysterious and deadly fortune-manipulating psychic evil-doer named Count Vertigo (CV). CV told RO that DP was not intellectually involved enough to understand the true gravity/depth of the metaphysics-universe of the 'invisible world of ghosts/fairies.' However, RO still realized DP was moving the masses in the cultural subconscious (with her ever-growing popular metaphysics blog on the World Wide Web titled Dark Phoenix: Ghost-Dome).
U.S. President Donald Trump learned of all this on Facebook and he quickly called an emergency meeting of the Security Council of the United Nations about a terrible metaphysics nihilism 'trend' reflected in the work of DP and RO in America (and the West!). The meeting was very important, and valuable recommendations were made regarding the more holistic marketing of graphic images/imagery in the modern media. This would not be censorship --- it would be 'Secularism'!
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