McFecal matter on touchscreens

[Ringel05]

That is because most men do not wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

Are you a man? How do you know this? I'm a man, and it is VERY rare that men don't wash their hands. As a general rule you should ALWAYS wash your hands before you eat, no matter if you go to the bathroom. Didn't your Mom teach you that?

We're supposed to wash our hands after going to the bathroom??!!! Now ya tell me. Geeze.