McCain hopes $1 coin leads to bigger tips for strippers

[Sunni Man]

(CNN) – If Congress passes the COINS Act replacing the $1 paper bill for a coin, the U.S. government may be able to save billions in printing costs at the expense of a little more jangle in the average consumers' pockets. But what about the strippers?

That's what The Hill newspaper asked one of the bill's co-sponsors, Sen. John McCain, in a piece published Thursday. The question came from a separate 2011 story where the publication suggested strippers could suffer in a bill-less economy, with G-strings and garter belts far less accommodating of cold metal.

For his part, the Arizona Republican responded in stride in a Capitol Hill hallway.

"Then I hope that they could obtain larger denominations," McCain reportedly told The Hill.

According to The Hill, the 76 year-old McCain started answering questions from another reporter before a smile spread across his face and he shouted down the hallway to The Hill, "Fives, tens, one hundreds!"

McCain's office did not respond to a request for comment.

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[High_Gravity]

I am sure McCain can give strippers twenties and fifties, the average Joe not so much. I'll just throw coins at them.

 

[Mr. H.]

There's always the 2 dollar bill that would still be in circulation.
Or you could go with the 3 dollar bill. The one with Obama's face onnit.

 

[rightwinger]

Big deal

Each strip joint can print their own currency. You go in and buy $20 worth of one dollar "tip" coupons to give the dancers. The dancer cashes them in at the end of her shift

 

[rightwinger]

I am sure McCain can give strippers twenties and fifties, the average Joe not so much. I'll just throw coins at them.

Or you could put them in the slot

 

[High_Gravity]

I am sure McCain can give strippers twenties and fifties, the average Joe not so much. I'll just throw coins at them.

Or you could put them in the slot

I was thinking about just stacking up on $1 bills now.

 

[whitehall]

What happened to the SBA dollar coin? It's still in circulation but nobody wants to use it. Remember the $2.00 bill? How did that work out? Will they issue a $3.00 bill with Barney Frank's image?

 

[Trajan]

I am sure McCain can give strippers twenties and fifties, the average Joe not so much. I'll just throw coins at them.

I wouldn't advise it......bouncers dude

 

[Truthseeker420]

I am sure McCain can give strippers twenties and fifties, the average Joe not so much. I'll just throw coins at them.

do they still have 2 dollar bills?

 

[Sunni Man]

Lack of jobs, tanked economy, NSA spying, IRS targeting citizens, Obamacare, etc. and congress is worried about tips for strippers.

No wonder congress has a 10% approval rating with the American people. ..

 

[JoeBlam]

The real travesty is that ugly strippers get taxed by the same IRS formula as beautiful strippers.....that's just wrong. I propose we pass the 2013 Stripper Fairness Act that allows for dog-faced, flat-chested strippers with stretch-marks and suspicous moles, to be taxed at a lesser rate.

who's with me?

 

[High_Gravity]

Lack of jobs, tanked economy, NSA spying, IRS targeting citizens, Obamacare, etc. and congress is worried about tips for strippers.

No wonder congress has a 10% approval rating with the American people. ..

Congress are the Strippers biggest clients.

 

[High_Gravity]

The real travesty is that ugly strippers get taxed by the same IRS formula as beautiful strippers.....that's just wrong. I propose we pass the 2013 Stripper Fairness Act that allows for dog-faced, flat-chested strippers with stretch-marks and suspicous moles, to be taxed at a lesser rate.

who's with me?

I'm down with that.

 

[Sunshine]

Tired of that same old lap dance? Well pull up an extra seat,
young fellas, and experience Rinos exclusive face dance! One of
our lovely ladies will sit on your face and give birth to your
head!

Zombie Strippers

 

[Sunshine]

Stripper: Anybody want to buy me a champagne drink? How about a fancy
beer? 15 bucks for a lap dance.
John Lyshitski: Yeah, Im not that horny. I just got out of prison.

Let's Go to Prison

 

[Sunshine]

Chris Rock: You know the stripper myth. The stripper myth is: Im
stripping to pay my tuition. No youre not! Theres no strippers
in college! Theres no clear heels in biology! Shit, I didnt know
they had a college that only took one-dollar bills. If theyve got
so many strippers in college, how come I never got a smart lap
dance? I never got a girl that sat on my lap and said if I was
you, I would diversify my portfolio. You know, ever since the end
of the Cold War, I find NATO obsolete. I havent met her yet. If I
do, shes gonna get a big tip.

Never Scared

 

[Sunshine]

Lack of jobs, tanked economy, NSA spying, IRS targeting citizens, Obamacare, etc. and congress is worried about tips for strippers.

No wonder congress has a 10% approval rating with the American people. ..

Congress are the Strippers biggest clients.

Dot Woods: [working security during a lap dance in a strip club]
Maam, maam, excuse me, please dont touch the Prime Minister. I
need you to step back, please.

The Interpreter

 

[theHawk]

Whats the big deal? Europe uses a 1 and a 2 dollar coin.

 

[konradv]

The girls a resourceful. They'll figure a way to get payed. Coin purse attached to the garter comes to mind.

 

[JoeBlam]

McCain has lost his marbles....we already tried the dollar coin....remember the "Carter Quarter"?