Man throws live alligator into Wendy's drive-thru

[DigitalDrifter]

"Where's the alligator ?!"

Florida man charged with tossing live alligator into Wendy’s drive-thru

Gators are serious business in the Sunshine State, as a Florida circuit court judge reminded everyone Tuesday.

Joshua James, 24, made his initial appearance before Judge Joseph Marx one day after being arrested for tossing a live alligator through the drive-thru window of a Wendy’s restaurant.

The judge, according to local reports, set James’ bail at $6,000 and ordered him, among other things, to stay clear of Wendy’s restaurants and animals.

“Including reptiles,” added Marx, who has two degrees from the University of Florida, home of the Gators.

The bizarre incident occurred Oct. 11, when James found the 3-and-a half-foot alligator on the side of the road and led the reptile into his truck, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission incident report.

Then James, a resident of Jupiter, a town 20 miles north of Palm Beach, drove to a Wendy's restaurant in Royal Palm Beach and placed an order, received a drink at the drive-thru window, and hurled the alligator through the opening, investigators said.

Florida man charged with tossing live alligator into Wendy’s drive-thru

 

[PaintMyHouse]

Best to use a debit card instead...

 

[mdk]

Dipshit paid with his debit card which was later used to track him down.

 

[PaintMyHouse]

Dipshit paid with his debit card which was later used to track him down.

Ah, bad plan...

 

[saveliberty]

Isn't the correct change for an alligator, a wallet and two shoes?

 

[JimBowie1958]

Dipshit paid with his debit card which was later used to track him down.

While I give him points for creativity, the dude is obviously cerebrally impaired.

 

[Katzndogz]

Obviously a Democrat.

 

[mdk]

Dipshit paid with his debit card which was later used to track him down.

While I give him points for creativity, the dude is obviously cerebrally impaired.

I sure as hell wouldn't fuck with any alligators. lol

 

[saveliberty]

You just press the alligator button on the register and it tells you the correct amount.

 

[mdk]

Isn't the correct change for an alligator, a wallet and two shoes?

You must have went to a public school. The correct change is a belt and two shoes, silly. lol

 

[Hossfly]

Good thing he didn't find a skunk along the road to throw in the window.

 

[mdk]

Ya'll know the old adage: Never bring an alligator to a drive-thru fight.

 

[saveliberty]

Isn't the correct change for an alligator, a wallet and two shoes?

You must have went to a public school. The correct change is a belt and two shoes, silly. lol

Hey man, I just flip posts for $15 an hour.

Have gone, MSU '83

 

[JimBowie1958]

Isn't the correct change for an alligator, a wallet and two shoes?

You must have went to a public school. The correct change is a belt and two shoes, silly. lol

Hey man, I just flip posts for $15 an hour.

You guys hiring?

 

[mdk]

Isn't the correct change for an alligator, a wallet and two shoes?

You must have went to a public school. The correct change is a belt and two shoes, silly. lol

Hey man, I just flip posts for $15 an hour.

I buy run down posts, flip them, and sell them for a nice profit. Alligators not included.

 

[depotoo]

It was 1 am, near a bar, probably drunk. Not but about 15 miles from us, a somewhat rural area.

Dipshit paid with his debit card which was later used to track him down.

While I give him points for creativity, the dude is obviously cerebrally impaired.

 

[saveliberty]

Just give him fries and nobody gets hurt.

 

[saveliberty]

Hope the alligator didn't eat any chili.

 

[depotoo]

Might want to make it chicken or hamburger. Lol Fries might not cut it with a carnivore.

Just give him fries and nobody gets hurt.

 

[saveliberty]

Might want to make it chiken or hamburger. Lol Fries might not cut it with a carnivore.

Just give him fries and nobody gets hurt.

Everyone like fries.