Man Dies While Having Intercourse With Scarecrow He Dressed Up As A Woman

[Delta4Embassy]

Man Dies While Having Intercourse With Scarecrow He Dressed Up As A Woman

"A man in Argentina was found dead in his home after having intercourse with a scarecrow that he had dressed up as a woman.

Authorities have said that 58-year-old Jose Alberto was found dead in his home in San Jose de Balcare, Argentina. He was lying beside a scarecrow (straw doll) that was dressed up in women’s clothes, had on a wig, and also had on lipstick, per Fox 8.

“There were no signs of violence, and we were working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” said police spokesman Rodolfo Moure. “I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realized one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.”"

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No words. Afraid I'll disrespect the dead or something.

 

[2aguy]

Quick....take a roll call of the lefties here on U.S. message board.....we are probably missing one.............

 

[Katzndogz]

Who are you to tell him who to love?

 

[2aguy]

I could forsee this guy having trouble getting a wedding cake if he had lived.........

 

[Mac1958]

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I give the guy an A+ for originality, no doubt.

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[Delta4Embassy]

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I give the guy an A+ for originality, no doubt.

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Takes 1st place on my weird stuff-o-meter bumping the people into literal sex with fancy cars to the no. 2 slot.

 

[Capstone]

I give the guy an A+ for originality, no doubt.

I remember a story from a few years back about a guy who was arrested for making love to his neighbor's patio table.

Umbrella hole?

 

[Mac1958]

I give the guy an A+ for originality, no doubt.

I remember a story from a few years back about a guy who was arrested for making love to his neighbor's patio table.

Umbrella hole?

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

I'm also thinking splinters.

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[Delta4Embassy]

I give the guy an A+ for originality, no doubt.

I remember a story from a few years back about a guy who was arrested for making love to his neighbor's patio table.

Umbrella hole?

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

I'm also thinking splinters.

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Hot tub water jet holes have been used as well. Whatever happened to rubbing one out with a Playboy sheesh.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

He had to put womens clothes and a wig and lipstick on it, because it was actually a male scarecrow, and this guy didn't want anyone to think he was gay.

 

[Capstone]

...Whatever happened to rubbing one out with a Playboy sheesh.

Oh, like you've never done a double-take on some hot little number with a floral print umbrella.

 

[Sonny Clark]

Man Dies While Having Intercourse With Scarecrow He Dressed Up As A Woman

"A man in Argentina was found dead in his home after having intercourse with a scarecrow that he had dressed up as a woman.

Authorities have said that 58-year-old Jose Alberto was found dead in his home in San Jose de Balcare, Argentina. He was lying beside a scarecrow (straw doll) that was dressed up in women’s clothes, had on a wig, and also had on lipstick, per Fox 8.

“There were no signs of violence, and we were working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” said police spokesman Rodolfo Moure. “I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realized one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.”"

rest at link

No words. Afraid I'll disrespect the dead or something.

I'm beginning to wonder about you Delta4. Your post lately are very suspect. I'm thinking there may be more to you than you're telling us. Would you be honest and tell us if you were in some sort of ward, or confined under supervision? Please forgive me for the probing personal questions.

 

[ClosedCaption]

I thought the RW'ers here are the only people that pound strawmen to death

 

[Sonny Clark]

I thought the RW'ers here are the only people that pound strawmen to death

Obviously, they have company.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

I give the guy an A+ for originality, no doubt.

I remember a story from a few years back about a guy who was arrested for making love to his neighbor's patio table.

Umbrella hole?

At least he kept it outside

...Whatever happened to rubbing one out with a Playboy sheesh.

Oh, like you've never done a double-take on some hot little number with a floral print umbrella.

That's a strawman argument.

 

[aaronleland]

Man Dies While Having Intercourse With Scarecrow He Dressed Up As A Woman

"A man in Argentina was found dead in his home after having intercourse with a scarecrow that he had dressed up as a woman.

Authorities have said that 58-year-old Jose Alberto was found dead in his home in San Jose de Balcare, Argentina. He was lying beside a scarecrow (straw doll) that was dressed up in women’s clothes, had on a wig, and also had on lipstick, per Fox 8.

“There were no signs of violence, and we were working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” said police spokesman Rodolfo Moure. “I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realized one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.”"

rest at link

No words. Afraid I'll disrespect the dead or something.

I'm beginning to wonder about you Delta4. Your post lately are very suspect. I'm thinking there may be more to you than you're telling us. Would you be honest and tell us if you were in some sort of ward, or confined under supervision? Please forgive me for the probing personal questions.

Lately? You must be new here. Meet Delta. He gets creepier.