Man Defecates In Store, Steals Candy, Leaves Dirty Undies, Lashes At Schoolchildren

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    "He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor and pooped," the 21-year-old female cashier said in court.


    The cashier explained further that the man proceeded to insult her while he relieved himself on the floor of the store.


    After he'd finished his business, the 45-year-old left the store, snatching some candy on the way, and leaving behind a pile of excrement and his dirty undies, according to the cashier.

    After being denied another defence attorney, the man expressed his lack of confidence in the court in front of a gallery filled with schoolchildren on a field trip.


    "I'm not going to participate in this damn farce," he exclaimed before storming out of the courtroom.


    Despite the judge's explanation that leaving the courtroom would deprive him of the chance to tell his side of the story, the man refused to return, prompting the judge to order him placed in a nearby room where he heard the proceedings through an intercom.
    Man Defecates In Store, Steals Candy, Leaves Dirty Undies, And Lashes Out At Schoolchildren



    WTF is wrong with some people? :cuckoo:
     
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    I really had to go.
     
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    $WhoWhatIsThisIDontEven.jpg
     
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    Sounds like some sort of mental illness or dementia.
     
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    I forgot to take my medication that morning.
     
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    What are kids doing on a field trip to a court hearing.
     
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    He went crazy from reading another Sarah Palin thread on here.
     
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    Oh, and I blame Obama.
     
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    Now we need Tank or Buc90 to tell us what race he is.
     
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    Don't be ridiculous, this is clearly Bush's fault.
     
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