Looking for Mohammed

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    Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited; all
    his life he's had a secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.


    Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a
    beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

    'No, my son, I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to
    a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be
    higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through
    the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks
    again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

    'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.' Exhausted, but with a
    heart full of joy he climbs the ladder; yet again, he discovers an even larger
    room where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again,
    'Are you Mohammed?'

    'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.' Mohammed higher
    than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and
    climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man
    with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he
    is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

    'No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you
    like a cup of coffee..?'

    'Yes! Please, my Lord,' Obama exclaims.

    God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed--
    two coffees!'
     
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