Little Johnny

[Philobeado]

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by ten year-old little Johnny who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"

Little Johnny: "What the f**k do you think?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Go, Johnny, Go. Little Johnny is da Man!