Little Johnny

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  1. Philobeado
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    Subject: Little Johnny just gets smarter and smarter



    A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. All the kids
    raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

    The teacher asked Little Johnny why he had decided to be different...again. Little
    Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

    The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

    Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

    The teacher asked him why he was a Republican.

    Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm
    a Republican.'

    Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked,

    'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

    With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    That was funny the first time I heard it...sometime in the early 60s.

    So if this is the first time you heard it, and you think it's funny?

    You're right (for now)
     
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    Heard this one before and I liked it then and now too...:lol:
     

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