Let's make a list of the questions we want Congress to ask Michael Cohen:

[deanrd]

Do you have more tapes?

Cohen already produced one tape proving Trump lied about payoffs to porn stars.

Why is there a record of your phone in Eastern Europe after you said you were never there?

This would support Trump's continued business dealings with Russia.

What happened to the many millions that disappeared after the inauguration?

Trump collected more inauguration money than any president in history and it promptly disappeared.

Has Trump ever money laundered for Russia?

Trump has a history of taking money from Russia.

Are you aware of any lies from members of the Trump family?

Well, he has been friends with them all.

And so many more questions.
Can you guys think of some?

 

[MarathonMike]

Here is my question for Cohen : Why do you think Democrats are such doofuses?

 

[rightwinger]

What other problems have you “fixed” for Donald Trump?

 

[Intolerant]

Let’s make a list of all the dumb ass posters.

 

[deanrd]

Here is my question for Cohen : Why do you think Democrats are such doofuses?

That makes no sense.

 

[deanrd]

What other problems have you “fixed” for Donald Trump?

Good question.

The Australians refused to let Trump build a Trump Tower in Melbourne. They believed he had Mafia Ties. I doubt if Cohen will say anything that would implicate the Mafia.

I suspect Cohen won't have a lawyer sitting next to him at the questioning because he's already going to jail.

But I do suspect he will have an FBI agent sitting there to stop him from saying anything too sensitive to the ongoing investigation.

 

[eagle1462010]

Mr. Cohen. Which forms of torture did the Mueller Team subject you to???

Was it Water Boarding?
The Iron Maiden?
The Rack?

 

[caddo kid]

Mr. Cohen; why did you ruin your life for such a Satanic jack azz?

 

[Harry Dresden]

Do you have more tapes?

Cohen already produced one tape proving Trump lied about payoffs to porn stars.

Why is there a record of your phone in Eastern Europe after you said you were never there?

This would support Trump's continued business dealings with Russia.

What happened to the many millions that disappeared after the inauguration?

Trump collected more inauguration money than any president in history and it promptly disappeared.

Has Trump ever money laundered for Russia?

Trump has a history of taking money from Russia.

Are you aware of any lies from members of the Trump family?

Well, he has been friends with them all.

And so many more questions.
Can you guys think of some?

do you think they will take these questions from this dumbass forum?....

 

[deanrd]

Mr. Cohen. Which forms of torture did the Mueller Team subject you to???

Was it Water Boarding?
The Iron Maiden?
The Rack?

I think it's something else most Republicans wouldn't understand.

Cohen's father said he didn’t survive Holocaust to have his name 'sullied' by Trump: report

Cohen brought shame to his family's name. He stopped lying and obfuscating because he shamed his family and was a disgrace to his country. Once he realized what shame he was bringing to his family, he stopped lying and decided to come clean.

 

[deanrd]

Do you have more tapes?

Cohen already produced one tape proving Trump lied about payoffs to porn stars.

Why is there a record of your phone in Eastern Europe after you said you were never there?

This would support Trump's continued business dealings with Russia.

What happened to the many millions that disappeared after the inauguration?

Trump collected more inauguration money than any president in history and it promptly disappeared.

Has Trump ever money laundered for Russia?

Trump has a history of taking money from Russia.

Are you aware of any lies from members of the Trump family?

Well, he has been friends with them all.

And so many more questions.
Can you guys think of some?

do you think they will take these questions from this dumbass forum?....

Well no, of course not.

It's an interesting exercise in understanding what is going on.

Did you just call yourself a "dumbass"?

 

[Harry Dresden]

Do you have more tapes?

Cohen already produced one tape proving Trump lied about payoffs to porn stars.

Why is there a record of your phone in Eastern Europe after you said you were never there?

This would support Trump's continued business dealings with Russia.

What happened to the many millions that disappeared after the inauguration?

Trump collected more inauguration money than any president in history and it promptly disappeared.

Has Trump ever money laundered for Russia?

Trump has a history of taking money from Russia.

Are you aware of any lies from members of the Trump family?

Well, he has been friends with them all.

And so many more questions.
Can you guys think of some?

do you think they will take these questions from this dumbass forum?....

Well no, of course not.

It's an interesting exercise in understanding what is going on.

Did you just call yourself a "dumbass"?

you mean like the way most here call you one?......no....

 

[2aguy]

Do you have more tapes?

Cohen already produced one tape proving Trump lied about payoffs to porn stars.

Why is there a record of your phone in Eastern Europe after you said you were never there?

This would support Trump's continued business dealings with Russia.

What happened to the many millions that disappeared after the inauguration?

Trump collected more inauguration money than any president in history and it promptly disappeared.

Has Trump ever money laundered for Russia?

Trump has a history of taking money from Russia.

Are you aware of any lies from members of the Trump family?

Well, he has been friends with them all.

And so many more questions.
Can you guys think of some?

How much time off did mueller say you would get if you kept making stuff up?

 

[BlackFlag]

Jim Jordan: *cough cough* "Eh em, PARDON me. Mr. Cohen, I beg your PARDON, but are you really sure you want to reveal Mr. Trump's- *cough cough* PARDON me again, whew! Do you really want to reveal Mr. Trump's crimes and treasons? I mean, PARDON me, but that might not be your best *cough* PARDON move here."

 

[deanrd]

Do you have more tapes?

Cohen already produced one tape proving Trump lied about payoffs to porn stars.

Why is there a record of your phone in Eastern Europe after you said you were never there?

This would support Trump's continued business dealings with Russia.

What happened to the many millions that disappeared after the inauguration?

Trump collected more inauguration money than any president in history and it promptly disappeared.

Has Trump ever money laundered for Russia?

Trump has a history of taking money from Russia.

Are you aware of any lies from members of the Trump family?

Well, he has been friends with them all.

And so many more questions.
Can you guys think of some?

do you think they will take these questions from this dumbass forum?....

Well no, of course not.

It's an interesting exercise in understanding what is going on.

Did you just call yourself a "dumbass"?

you mean like the way most here call you one?......no....

So you are saying this is a mostly right wing conservative site?

Cuz that would explain so much.

 

[deanrd]

Do you have more tapes?

Cohen already produced one tape proving Trump lied about payoffs to porn stars.

Why is there a record of your phone in Eastern Europe after you said you were never there?

This would support Trump's continued business dealings with Russia.

What happened to the many millions that disappeared after the inauguration?

Trump collected more inauguration money than any president in history and it promptly disappeared.

Has Trump ever money laundered for Russia?

Trump has a history of taking money from Russia.

Are you aware of any lies from members of the Trump family?

Well, he has been friends with them all.

And so many more questions.
Can you guys think of some?

How much time off did mueller say you would get if you kept making stuff up?

That's a really good question and I bet one of the GOP panel members ask it:

How much time off did mueller say you would get if you kept making stuff up?

Wonder what his answer will be? Because we all know Michael Cohen never signed a plea deal with Mueller the way Flynn did. So I guess he'll say "We never signed a plea deal. Everything I'm saying is of my own free will".

 

[Harry Dresden]

Do you have more tapes?

Cohen already produced one tape proving Trump lied about payoffs to porn stars.

Why is there a record of your phone in Eastern Europe after you said you were never there?

This would support Trump's continued business dealings with Russia.

What happened to the many millions that disappeared after the inauguration?

Trump collected more inauguration money than any president in history and it promptly disappeared.

Has Trump ever money laundered for Russia?

Trump has a history of taking money from Russia.

Are you aware of any lies from members of the Trump family?

Well, he has been friends with them all.

And so many more questions.
Can you guys think of some?

do you think they will take these questions from this dumbass forum?....

Well no, of course not.

It's an interesting exercise in understanding what is going on.

Did you just call yourself a "dumbass"?

you mean like the way most here call you one?......no....

So you are saying this is a mostly right wing conservative site?

Cuz that would explain so much.

is that what i said?....or is that what you are saying?..

 

[deanrd]

Do you have more tapes?

Cohen already produced one tape proving Trump lied about payoffs to porn stars.

Why is there a record of your phone in Eastern Europe after you said you were never there?

This would support Trump's continued business dealings with Russia.

What happened to the many millions that disappeared after the inauguration?

Trump collected more inauguration money than any president in history and it promptly disappeared.

Has Trump ever money laundered for Russia?

Trump has a history of taking money from Russia.

Are you aware of any lies from members of the Trump family?

Well, he has been friends with them all.

And so many more questions.
Can you guys think of some?

do you think they will take these questions from this dumbass forum?....

Well no, of course not.

It's an interesting exercise in understanding what is going on.

Did you just call yourself a "dumbass"?

you mean like the way most here call you one?......no....

So you are saying this is a mostly right wing conservative site?

Cuz that would explain so much.

is that what i said?....or is that what you are saying?..

You said "this dumbass forum?...."
You write here.
So does that make you a .......................?

 

[deanrd]

I suspect Cohen wants to talk about everything foreign and skip over the homegrown crimes.

He will be asked about the Trump kid's involvement.

Reminds me of Children of the Corn.

 

[deanrd]

I wonder if they will ask Cohen if Trump ever paid off government inspectors.