Lemon Juice

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    An elderly retired Air Force pilot moved into a retirement community
    where eligible men were at a premium.

    After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said "Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."

    The priest replied, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and
    drink the juice without pausing."

    "Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?" "No," said the priest "but it
    will wipe that shit-eatin' grin off your face."
     

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