An elderly retired Air Force pilot moved into a retirement community where eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said "Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women." The priest replied, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing." "Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?" "No," said the priest "but it will wipe that shit-eatin' grin off your face."