They are saggy and really loose and it gives no support so your gonads just hang there in space.the magical underwear cuts off the blood flow to their brainsThe Greek New Testament (Greek version, not mistranslated English versions like the Mormons use) says that Jesus' "good message" will be taught in all the world, and then the sign of Jesus' imminent return will be given.
Matt.24.14
Anyway, one of their "elders" came by for a chat. He was young, maybe 25 or so.
Granny says he kinda young...
... to be an elder...
... mebbe dey don't live so long.
And it has Masonic symbols on them stolen from the Freemasons --
-- the square - which reminds us to act on the square in all our dealings
-- the compasses - which remind us to circumscribe our desires and keep our passions within due bounds
-- the 24 inch gauge - which teaches us to divide our time by one-third for the service of our God and a distressed worthy brother Mason, one-third for our usual vocations, and one-third for refreshment and repose.