Last Request

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  1. amir

    amir BANNED

    Feb 17, 2012
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    The Lone Ranger's
    Last Request

    The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured
    by a hostile Indian War Party.

    The Indian Chief proclaimed,

    "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger"...

    "In honor of the Buffalo Hunt,
    YOU will be sacrificed in three days."
    "Before we kill you, I grant you three requests"
    "What is your FIRST request?'
    The Lone Ranger said,
    "I'd like to speak to my horse."

    The Chief nodded and Silver was brought
    before the Lone Ranger who whispered in
    Silver's ear, and the horse galloped away.
    Later that evening, Silver returned with
    a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
    As the Indian Chief watched,
    the blonde entered the Lone Ranger's tent
    and spent the night.

    The next morning the Indian Chief admitted
    that he was impressed.
    "You have a very fine and loyal horse,"
    but we will still kill you in two days."
    "What is your SECOND request?"
    The Lone Ranger again asked to speak
    to his horse.
    Silver came to him,
    and he again whispered in the horse's ear.
    As before, Silver took off and disappeared
    over the horizon.
    Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
    Silver again returned,
    this time with a voluptuous brunette,
    even more attractive than the blonde.

    She entered the Lone Ranger's tent
    and spent the night.
    The following morning the Indian Chief
    "You are indeed a man of many talents,"
    "But we will still kill you tomorrow."
    "What is your LAST request?"
    The Lone Ranger responded,
    "I'd like to speak to my horse - alone."
    The Chief was curious, but he agreed,
    and Silver was brought to
    the Lone Ranger's tent.
    Once they were alone,
    the Lone Ranger grabbed Silver by both ears,
    looked him square in the eye and said,
    Listen Very Carefully! FOR...THE...LAST...TIME...
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  2. MikeK

    MikeK Gold Member

    Jun 11, 2010
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    Brick, New Jersey

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