Ladies! It's getting near swimsuit season!

What type of suit do you wear to the pool/beach/lake?

One piece or bikini?

Have you been getting your body ready for swimsuit season?

Do you actually swim in your swimsuit, or just lay around and look beautiful?

Will you Ladies be modeling those suits on here?
 
You may need to get the next size suit, JB.

You do have a suit on, right? :eusa_eh:

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and she started huggin him last week.lol
 
I like to walk up and down the beach looking for a lady who is sun bathing with the top of her suit undone and she is laying on her stomach. I meander over and accidently spill a little bit of my cold beverage on her back. Works every time. They raise up and curse me out. There's something about a topless lady cursing me out that sort of gets my motor running...

You should have married a Samoan then. Some times those bitches get all the way naked and try to kill your ass when you piss them off. The Wife used to do this, but after seventeen years together I have to work harder to invoke one of thees fits. Its a shame to because gravity has been kinder to her then me.
 

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