Korean Broadcast for the States: Pocahontas Misheard lyrics

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    TRANSMISSION FROM KOREAN GOVERNMENT FOR PROTECTION OF STATES AND GREAT LEADER LEE MYUNGBAK OF UNITED STATES. Pocahontas Misheard Lyrics Version

    EISENHOWER/Ratcliffe:
    Forget me not Reaganites,
    the real new birth of Republicans,
    the religiosity of Eisenhower, I liberated Europe for Freakin's sake!
    Put Nathaniel Hawthorne in retirement, the people come together like Magua and Alice,
    that's why the Presbyterian God is dedicated now to the citizen of Every Class!

    They're *inaudible*
    *inaudible*

    Patriots to the core.

    *inaudible*
    *inaudible*

    Drive to Mickey D's!
    They're just like you and me,
    liberty's crusade to all the world!
    We must sound the drums of friends!

    *inaudible*
    *inaudible*

    Dirty Nazi Devils!
    Now we sound the drum of friends!

    President Lee Myung Bak:

    All the West follows the Air God today?
    So says Carrie Underwood,
    God's timeless creed,
    A foreign Union against the Faith will not stand,
    Jerusalem, Scotland, the States, and Japan!
    3 million and 3 million more die in the Battle Cry of Freedom!


    Hananim
    Hananim
    Barely even human
    Savages
    Savages
    Their skin's a hellish red,
    they're only good when dead.
    March 1st is a number just like Sa-I-Gu

    What does President mean,
    first we deal with that "That one"
    a Yi does what a Yi needs to do.

    Savages! Savages!
    Woodrow Wilson: Take these friend-sticks!

    Savages! Savages!
    Now its up to us, men! Wait suffragists.
    Barely even Human!
    Woodrow Wilson's Confederacy sound the Conch of the Lord of the Flies!


    Queen Myeongsong:
    They'll kill him at sunrise!
    Who is the God of his Fathers?
    What does a Kenyan Think?
    And John McCain's fighters
    fall on John Kerry's PT boat.
    Ooh! a compass!

    President Lee Myung-bak
    The Divine Path is made straight!
    The Wheel has a Club Lock!
    Now is no time for Parables Carrie Underwood! (Horace Underwood slightly cooler)
    Put away Fred Rogers!
    Every scalped hair goes to the Mimizuka shrine of savages...
    Drive them all from our shores!

    All:
    This will be the day
    lets go men
    This will be the morning
    Stonewall Jackson: Bring out the prisoner!
    All:
    Now we make 'em pay!
    Condoleezza Rice: Eagle, help my feet to fly
    All:
    Barge in on your local Presbyterian Denomination
    And Partake in the Fog of Friends!!!


     
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