Kobe's Back
(sung to the tune of Welcome back, Kotter)
Kobe's back,
Your Lakers were your ticket out.
Kobe's back,
To that same old place that you dominated about.
Well the names have changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and their hoops have abound.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Kobe's back, Kobe's back, Kobe's back
Your Lakers were your ticket out.
Kobe's back,
To that same old place that you dominated about.
Well the names have changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and their hoops have abound.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Kobe's back, Kobe's back, Kobe's back
I don't sound too much like a Laker homer, do I?
