Kid saves another kid from vicious pit bull

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    An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Bryan, Texas, when he saw
    a pit bull attacking his best buddy, he immediately jumped off his
    bike, ran and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious
    animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put the dog in a
    choke hold and held on until the dog was dead.


    The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat, and after
    calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young
    hero and said, "Son, that was one of the bravest things I have ever
    seen. You're going to make tomorrow's headlines.' 'It will read:
    Texas A&M Fan is Hero: Risks His Life and Saves Young Friend From
    Vicious Pit Bull Attack.' The youngster said, 'That's nice, but
    I'm not a Texas A&M Fan.'


    The editor said, 'OK, then it will read: University of Texas Fan
    Saves Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack.' The young man said, 'But
    I'm not a University of Texas fan.'

    The editor said, 'OK, then it will read, 'Rice Fan Saves Friend's
    Life.' Once again the young man interrupted, saying, 'I'm not a Rice
    fan, either.' The editor, becoming somewhat irritated, asked,
    'Then, who is your favorite team?'

    The kid replied with a big smile, 'LSU!!!' The next morning, the
    local newspaper headline read:





    BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED

    BY MEAN LITTLE COONASS!
     

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