Hooker

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    Chap meets a girl in bar they start chatting and get on fine so they agree to meet
    again. On about the sixth date he says to her, "I have something to tell you before
    this relationship goes any further. I'm a golf fanatic, I live, eat and sleep golf, I play
    most weekends and my holidays are always to golfing venues."

    She said, "Well thats just great, I'm also a golf fanatic I also play most weekends and
    my holidays are also to golf venues." She paused for a few seconds then said,
    "Whilst we're being open with each other I have to tell you I'm a hooker."

    He considered this for a moment and replied, "Try holding the club slightly lower on the shaft."
     
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