Judaism is the Best Religion.

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    That tribe o’ Monkeys learned long ago that to survive as a people, they had to refrain from imposing their beliefs and values on the tribes they lived among.
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    That's why the major competing religions based on ancient stories are all about the God of Abraham. His descendants were smart enough to keep their personal beliefs in the family, and the Monkeys who lived and died alongside the growing Jewish family pretty much let them keep their 'god' stories, probably because the Jews weren't assholes about it. Even when the Jews had the political power of David and Solomon, they kept their family beliefs family.

    2,000 years later and some 70 years after an otherwise unremarkable state crucifixion, the power of the written word was becoming better understood and some clever Monkeys went :eusa_think:

    Soon, for reasons ranging from sincere to malicious, generations of Monkeys were marketing this already ancient God of Abraham, Isaac and Ishmael to the masses via the stories of Jesus, and soon after Mohammad; stories which finally offered access to this ancient and mysterious Deity to the average uncircumcised Joe – and the masses ate it up. It only took 300 years to garner powerful state support through Constantine.


    :dunno: What Monkey wouldn’t want to know how Monkeys came to be?
    Who better to ask than a Monkey who was there in the beginning? :dunno:


    Thank (insert your preferred Deity here) that Abe and his kin were so diligent about putting and keeping their stories on paper! :thup:
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    Clearly, you've never heard of Sumeria...
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    Now, wait a minute, if you're going to start with things like 'history' and 'facts', this thread should just end here!
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    Well....

    Don't stop there!
    :popcorn:
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    Truth About the Talmud: Judaism's Holiest Book

    Rosh Hashanah 17a. Christians (minnim) and others who reject the Talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations.

    Sanhedrin 90a. Those who read the New Testament ("uncanonical books") will have no portion in the world to come.

    Shabbath 116a. Jews must destroy the books of the Christians, i.e. the New Testament.


    Erubin 21b. Whosoever disobeys the rabbis deserves death and will be punished by being boiled in hot excrement in hell.

    Hitting a Jew is the same as hitting God

    Sanhedrin 58b. If a heathen (gentile) hits a Jew, the gentile must be killed.

    O.K. to Cheat Non-Jews

    Sanhedrin 57a . A Jew need not pay a gentile ("Cuthean") the wages owed him for work.

    Jews Have Superior Legal Status

    Baba Kamma 37b. "If an ox of an Israelite gores an ox of a Canaanite there is no liability; but if an ox of a Canaanite gores an ox of an Israelite...the payment is to be in full."

    Jews May Steal from Non-Jews

    Baba Mezia 24a . If a Jew finds an object lost by a gentile ("heathen") it does not have to be returned. (Affirmed also in Baba Kamma 113b). Sanhedrin 76a. God will not spare a Jew who "marries his daughter to an old man or takes a wife for his infant son or returns a lost article to a Cuthean..."

    Jews May Rob and Kill Non-Jews

    Sanhedrin 57a . When a Jew murders a gentile ("Cuthean"), there will be no death penalty. What a Jew steals from a gentile he may keep.

    Baba Kamma 37b. The gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has "exposed their money to Israel."

    Jews May Lie to Non-Jews

    Baba Kamma 113a. Jews may use lies ("subterfuges") to circumvent a Gentile.

    Non-Jewish Children are Sub-Human

    Yebamoth 98a. All gentile children are animals.

    Abodah Zarah 36b. Gentile girls are in a state of niddah (filth) from birth.

    Abodah Zarah 22a-22b . Gentiles prefer sex with cows.





    No it isn't. Jews don't try to impose their beliefs and values because they rather think its exclusive to them. A Jew cannot let a non Jew convert on the first occasion.
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    Contrary to what many Jews tell non jews. They do believe in Hell.
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    :eusa_eh: Isn't that what I just said?
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    Where you born christian?
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    Apparently he has never heard of Confucianism either. Wow. We are really learning why he is so average! :evil:
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    They don't take chances with their bloodline either. If your mother isn't a jew you are not a jew.
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    Judaism is a relatively enlightened religion nowadays because it has had time to evolve away from it's original racism and misogyny.
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    And they've had the most time out of the other Abrahamic religions. So it was kind of expected.
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    Nice going, this is the Nazi piece of shit that wrote that garbage. Donkey boy, Why do you insist on proving what you are?
    Michael A. Hoffman II - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Michael Anthony Hoffman II (born 1957)[1] is an American Holocaust denier[2][3] and conspiracy researcher/theorist.[1][2]

    Jews, Judaism, and the Holocaust
    According to Mattias Gardell: "Antisemitism is prominent... in the worldview of Michael Hoffman II".[1] Hoffman described the verdict in Irving v Penguin Books and Lipstadt as "another revisionist weed pushing itself up through hairline cracks in the Jewish concrete that covers our planet."[3]
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    Indestructible Jews
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    Anyone can buy the Tamud and see it. Doesn't matter where the source of the translations are. Ha Ha Ha.
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    What is so funny to you about being caught using bigoted hate speech sites as a 'reference' ? The source of a translation matters, because people who don't know both languages intimately are apt to make errors - especially in missing idiomatic expressions and colloquial usage.

    AND in every case of the 'examples' you brought to this thread, the context was absent. Anything in Talmud is going to relate to fairly specific circumstances. It's NOT to be taken as a general overall 'ruling'. In fact, it's not limited to 'rulings' but includes the whole discussion. And a lot of those discussions are not likely to be of interest to anyone BUT a Jew.

    Or do you think you need to know why Hillel and Shammai argued about whether to put the lights in the Hanukkah menorah from left to right, or right to left - and which direction to start lighting them?
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    Like I said, anyone can buy the book and see it for themselves. You don't need to look at my link, get the book yourself. I don't care what the site is, it's in the book itself and I've seen it myself. No it isn't always for specific circumstances only.
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    A Monkey can be born in to a Christian home and indoctrinated early, but technically it's a choice.

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