Judaism is the Best Religion.

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    That tribe o’ Monkeys learned long ago that to survive as a people, they had to refrain from imposing their beliefs and values on the tribes they lived among.
     
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    That's why the major competing religions based on ancient stories are all about the God of Abraham. His descendants were smart enough to keep their personal beliefs in the family, and the Monkeys who lived and died alongside the growing Jewish family pretty much let them keep their 'god' stories, probably because the Jews weren't assholes about it. Even when the Jews had the political power of David and Solomon, they kept their family beliefs family.

    2,000 years later and some 70 years after an otherwise unremarkable state crucifixion, the power of the written word was becoming better understood and some clever Monkeys went :eusa_think:

    Soon, for reasons ranging from sincere to malicious, generations of Monkeys were marketing this already ancient God of Abraham, Isaac and Ishmael to the masses via the stories of Jesus, and soon after Mohammad; stories which finally offered access to this ancient and mysterious Deity to the average uncircumcised Joe – and the masses ate it up. It only took 300 years to garner powerful state support through Constantine.


    :dunno: What Monkey wouldn’t want to know how Monkeys came to be?
    Who better to ask than a Monkey who was there in the beginning? :dunno:


    Thank (insert your preferred Deity here) that Abe and his kin were so diligent about putting and keeping their stories on paper! :thup:
     
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    Clearly, you've never heard of Sumeria...
     
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    Now, wait a minute, if you're going to start with things like 'history' and 'facts', this thread should just end here!
     
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    Well....

    Don't stop there!
    :popcorn:
     
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    Truth About the Talmud: Judaism's Holiest Book

    Rosh Hashanah 17a. Christians (minnim) and others who reject the Talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations.

    Sanhedrin 90a. Those who read the New Testament ("uncanonical books") will have no portion in the world to come.

    Shabbath 116a. Jews must destroy the books of the Christians, i.e. the New Testament.


    Erubin 21b. Whosoever disobeys the rabbis deserves death and will be punished by being boiled in hot excrement in hell.

    Hitting a Jew is the same as hitting God

    Sanhedrin 58b. If a heathen (gentile) hits a Jew, the gentile must be killed.

    O.K. to Cheat Non-Jews

    Sanhedrin 57a . A Jew need not pay a gentile ("Cuthean") the wages owed him for work.

    Jews Have Superior Legal Status

    Baba Kamma 37b. "If an ox of an Israelite gores an ox of a Canaanite there is no liability; but if an ox of a Canaanite gores an ox of an Israelite...the payment is to be in full."

    Jews May Steal from Non-Jews

    Baba Mezia 24a . If a Jew finds an object lost by a gentile ("heathen") it does not have to be returned. (Affirmed also in Baba Kamma 113b). Sanhedrin 76a. God will not spare a Jew who "marries his daughter to an old man or takes a wife for his infant son or returns a lost article to a Cuthean..."

    Jews May Rob and Kill Non-Jews

    Sanhedrin 57a . When a Jew murders a gentile ("Cuthean"), there will be no death penalty. What a Jew steals from a gentile he may keep.

    Baba Kamma 37b. The gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has "exposed their money to Israel."

    Jews May Lie to Non-Jews

    Baba Kamma 113a. Jews may use lies ("subterfuges") to circumvent a Gentile.

    Non-Jewish Children are Sub-Human

    Yebamoth 98a. All gentile children are animals.

    Abodah Zarah 36b. Gentile girls are in a state of niddah (filth) from birth.

    Abodah Zarah 22a-22b . Gentiles prefer sex with cows.





    No it isn't. Jews don't try to impose their beliefs and values because they rather think its exclusive to them. A Jew cannot let a non Jew convert on the first occasion.
     
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    Contrary to what many Jews tell non jews. They do believe in Hell.
     
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    :eusa_eh: Isn't that what I just said?
     
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    Where you born christian?
     

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