Joy Behar and Bill Maher Laugh About Dick Cheney's Heart Attack

[Liability]

Just gimme another 6 months.

Wish granted.

But, you have to trade places with either Vice President Cheney or Senator Lousenberg.

No way in hell would I trade places with Shooter.
I have a reputation to uphold.
And I have no idea who the other one is.

Your reputation would be vastly improved by any association with a great man like VP Cheney.

And I can't believe you don't know Senator Stomach Cancer. NJ Sen. Frank Lautenberg, 86, has stomach lymphoma - USATODAY.com

He's a fucking scumbag from New Joisey.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton's heart with Lautenberg's stomach and Ted Kennedy's liver?

I don't know either but if I was on a Librul talk show we would have cranked up the laugh track!!

 

[uscitizen]

LIke Crossing snakes with republicans?
What will you get?

I am not entirely sure but it will be lower than a snake.

 

[Stephanie]

Baher and Maher.

now that is a couple who was hit hard with a ugly stick, both inside and out..

 

[Modbert]

Will the whining hypocrites shut up for a moment please? I'm trying to watch The Shining!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a0AaQF15rc]YouTube - The Shining Gets a Laugh Track[/ame]

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Will the whining hypocrites shut up for a moment please? I'm trying to watch The Shining!

YouTube - The Shining Gets a Laugh Track

Q. Why did the Dems lose the Kennedy seat?

A. Cause Teddy's dead!!

 

[uscitizen]

Will the whining hypocrites shut up for a moment please? I'm trying to watch The Shining!

YouTube - The Shining Gets a Laugh Track

Q. Why did the Dems lose the Kennedy seat?

A. Cause Teddy's dead!!

Absolutely correct.

 

[Modbert]

Q. Why did the Dems lose the Kennedy seat?

A. Cause Teddy's dead!!

You need to polish your joke cracking skills there Frank.

 

[uscitizen]

It was a joke?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

You know, they say you are what you eat, so it looks like Bill Clinton should lay off the fat chicks

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U]YouTube - rimshot[/ame]

 

[uscitizen]

Does that mean Rush needs to lay off the wide stance boys?

 

[Modbert]

You know, they say you are what you eat, so it looks like Bill Clinton should lay off the fat chicks

YouTube - rimshot

You got that mixed up.

 

[Luissa]

You know, they say you are what you eat, so it looks like Bill Clinton should lay off the fat chicks

YouTube - rimshot

That would work if Bill Clinton had actually "ate" her out.

 

[elvis]

You know, they say you are what you eat, so it looks like Bill Clinton should lay off the fat chicks

YouTube - rimshot

That would work if Bill Clinton had actually "ate" her out.

You mean he didn't return the favor? What a bastard.

 

[Modbert]

You mean he didn't return the favor? What a bastard.

He was quite conservative in that aspect.

 

[elvis]

You know, they say you are what you eat, so it looks like Bill Clinton should lay off the fat chicks

YouTube - rimshot

That would work if Bill Clinton had actually "ate" her out.

wait a minute. does the cigar technically count?

 

[Si modo]

I'm not surprised at those two finding humor in a story about the poor health of another human being.

 

[Stephanie]

Nobody watches Baher and Mahers shows except some extreme loony lefties, so as far as I'm concerned they can puke all over each other. who cares.

 

[Modbert]

Nobody watches Baher and Mahers shows except the extreme loony lefties, so as far as I'm concerned they can puke all over each other. who cares.

So only extreme loony lefties watch The View? I guess that makes Elizabeth a loony leftie too?

Or here's a better suggestion for you, stop talking out of your ass for once on here.

 

[elvis]

Nobody watches Baher and Mahers shows except the extreme loony lefties, so as far as I'm concerned they can puke all over each other. who cares.

So only extreme loony lefties watch The View? I guess that makes Elizabeth a loony leftie too?

Or here's a better suggestion for you, stop talking out of your ass for once on here.

tough to say anything bad about Elizabeth.