Jesus was a liberal

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    Nor did he
    Er..Rome didn't crucify Christ. Rome tried to set Christ free. The jews demanded his death.

    And what does the corruption of ROME have to do with his crucifixion, you poor sad hack?
     
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    Sure they did. That's why Pontius Pilate, the Roman Governor of Judaea was the one that ordered the crucifixion, because he wanted to set Jesus free............ijit.


    That's why you don't jump into the middle of a conversation and inject your stupid questions.....because it makes you look insipid. Go back and read the posts if you want to participate, I'm not here to spoon feed a moron like you.
     
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    I must be right, else you would not have been forced to respond with a red herring.
    So much for Jesus being a liberal.
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    So Jesus was ok with
    -Abortion
    -Gay marriage
    -Cutting your dick off
    -Wearing a dress
    -Letting your enemies flood into your country
    -Teaching your child about how evil you're
    -Single parent families
    -Lying and sticking up for criminals

    That's our jesus!
     
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    Ha,ha, you must be desperate to be right with your erroneous belief. It's not a red herring.....nowhere did Jesus ever tell his followers to go against the government. Romans 13 explains it, and also, he didn't tell his disciples to be sure and arm themselves when they went out. If you can disprove it, then you can call it a red herring....right now the only one red is you and that is from being embarrassed.
     
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    Jesus didn't mention abortion.

    He didn't mention gay marriage per say, but Jesus believed in fair treatment to all people.
    The second is this: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these.
    He said if your hand offended you, cut it off, so I guess if your dick offends you, you'd be fine to cut it off.

    And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.

    Jesus wore a gown/robe that looked like a dress.

    So Mexicans, Columbians, etc., are now our enemies?

    Hebrews 13:1-25
    Let brotherly love continue. Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.


    Yeah, teaching your 8/9 year old how to shoot an Uzi is probably evil, don't you think?

    He told us to take care of widows.

    19 When thou cuttest down thine harvest in thy field, and hast forgot a sheaf in the field, thou shalt not go again to fetch it: it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless, and for the widow: that the LORD thy God may bless thee in all the work of thine hands.

    20 When thou beatest thine olive tree, thou shalt not go over the boughs again: it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless, and for the widow.

    21 When thou gatherest the grapes of thy vineyard, thou shalt not glean [it] afterward: it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless, and for the widow.

    Now you are stretching things, who is lying and sticking up for criminals?

    My Jesus is loving and good and wants us to be like him. I don't know about your Jesus.
     
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    Actually, when he spoke about cutting off the offensive hand, he was talking about turning your back on non believers, including ones in your own family.
     
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    Yes. It is. Your resopnse did nothing to adress my post and, in an attept to cover that fact, tried to take the conversation off into a new dicrection.
    So, my post stands. Jesus? Not a liberal.
     
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    That you don't understand what I said doesn't make it a red herring. And Jesus was definitely more liberal than he was conservative. He didn't charge people when he healed them, he provided free food, and he didn't own a big house, with a big boat and a gun. So he most certainly wasn't a "conservative" the likes of today's conservatives. If you want to call that a red herring, it's only because you have no way to refute it.
     
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    No... the fact that what you said did nothing to adress my post and tried to take the conversation off into a new dicrection makes it a red herring.
    So, my post stands. Jesus? Not a liberal
     

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