Jesus the alcoholic

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    Wine, for crying out loud! why not turn the water into medicine or if it had to be alcohol, why not make it Jack Daniels or a good beer, had he done that I may even have joined his merry band, or was that Robin Hood? Meh.
     
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    Shoulda said "Jesus the Wino"
     
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    You are so much more cleverer than me:rolleyes:
     
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    Wine was what people drank then. Get over it. And there was good wine, and the every day wine.

    Jesus was asked by his mother to get wine for the wedding guests. He got them good wine, as was the custom. Big whoop.
     
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    He was a half assed magician, a real messiah would have produced something truly miraculous like Jack Daniels, how can you follow someone who can only produce girly wine?
     
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    Bread and fish...not a mention of butter, he was useless:cool:
     
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    Because I'm not really interested in following a drunken messiah, or being passed out when he comes back.
     
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    The bread was to dunk in the wine. Italian style.
     
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    Then maybe the water should have remained water or perhaps iced tea for you anally retentive waiters for God, lighten up doofus.:cool:
     
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    He was Jewish... you know jews only drank wine and schnopps. ;)
     

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