Izzza gunna git me wunna them thar jobzes.

[Douger]

Remember my rants, especially to young people, about making a second(third and fourth) language The Major Priority for their future ?
The vote is in. As usual, Eye were ryte.
Trabajos, Bilingual Jobs - Hispanically Speaking News

 

[waltky]

Uncle Ferd tried gettin' his job back atta dry cleanery...

... wringin' farts outta shirt-tails...

... but dey replaced him...

... with a Hispexican!