How about a role play where you are not a jibbering idiot?
Eve was an afterthought, not the primary goal of God with only having Adam. God had nothing to do with his idea of the Earth and the nude Adam, only as a way to take away the feeling of Adam of being alone. Therefore, Adam was just to be a nude male with a mind of a child as Adam did not bite the apple until Eve was made and Eve eating that apple in the first place. So, why did God want to be with a child like nude adult male?
If God was homosexual he would make Adam satisfied with cock and thats it, no need to make Eve.
I was thinking it and by George you said it!