Is God a Homosexual?

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    Let’s take first a role play with any character you like. You and this character are at a coffee house drinking your coffee. Your friend tells you a story. The character tells you of their pipe dream of going to a planet just like Earth that has nobody but himself and a grown clone of himself – both clone and character are the same age and the same identical image of each other. His clone only has the knowledge of a child. A child like mind, but can talk in full adult verbal speech. Still, the clone does not understand that it was naked. Your friend also tells you that they walk naked with each other – not in hours but days and weeks being naked.

    Would you not say that your friend has a vast problem of self love – to the point of making an identical clone of himself? Then you ask, why walk around naked with each other: being naked, is their not sexual lust with him being with his clone? Then ask why his clone has a child like mind? Do you not say, your friend has a clear mental illness, and shows clear signs of being a homosexual?

    Let’s take the first book of the Bible with the very start of the book. God makes the stars, the sun, the Earth, the land and the waters, the animals on the land an in the waters – only to produce a single naked male with the same identical image of God. The woman, Eve, was an afterthought when God understood that Adam had clear signs of being alone. Why would God spend so much time and energy to produce the Earth we are on just for a single nude male?

    Take the character you developed in the first part of this story, then, place your thoughts about what God had to do just to have a single nude male on Earth. Do you not see: there is a clear pattern with God? God and Adam, before Eve was walking around with each other both in the nude: it looks to be that God was or still is – a homosexual. There is no problem being a homosexual, as we have to admit in my theory, he does show clear and present signs of being one.
     
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    How about a role play where you are not a jibbering idiot?
     
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    heh, that's funny. God must have forced Eve to eat the apple because he was jealous.
     
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    Eve was an afterthought, not the primary goal of God with only having Adam. God had nothing to do with his idea of the Earth and the nude Adam, only as a way to take away the feeling of Adam of being alone. Therefore, Adam was just to be a nude male with a mind of a child – as Adam did not bite the apple until Eve was made and Eve eating that apple in the first place. So, why did God want to be with a child like nude adult male?
     
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    maybe god was bored, or she was just horny.
     
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    Father, Son and Holy Spirit? Always wondered what happened to Mom!
     
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    Most understood, I am sure, is that the Highest orders of God are NOT sexual. The more mortal, the more human we recognize God to be, the more we will associate certain things as sexual but most likely because we are sexual creatures. :dunno:
     
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    I have heard Preachers preach that the woman of the home is symbolically the Holy Spirit. The wife, the mother, the 'Goddess', yet also recognized as Lucifer by many. :dunno: The woman is necessarily multifaced.
     
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    Jibberish! Excellent. You're playing your character very well.




    Or maybe it's your natural character.



    Idiot.
     
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    Huh? if God were homosexual wouldn't he want all of us to be as well? :confused:
     

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