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Welp, might as well meet the unofficial mascot:
iu
Cool. What is it?
Something with a little something for everybody! :laugh2:
Can I rent it for 15 minutes?

for what you freak? oh & hi.
I might rub it down with Vaseline and then pop it! :)

you go boy - do what you need to do.

Have you ever shaved all your body hair and rubbed yourself down with Vaseline and swim with seals and dolphins?
Do you like gladiator movies?
 
I am a male and I live in a house

Oh my God! We have so much in common. :eek:
But I like woman.

Which woman?
Many. No fatties though. I don't discriminate color.

In general fatties, male and female are disgusting, there should be a Fat Tax either that or there should be a situation where we say either LOSE weight you fatty or you will be taken out and shot :smoke: Nobody wants to see fat ugly peoples they should be ACTIVELY DISCRIMINATED against and SHAMED in PUBLIC.
I'm KINDA fat, myself. But I ALWAYS keep that sh*t covered up in public.
 
Welp, might as well meet the unofficial mascot:
iu
Cool. What is it?
Something with a little something for everybody! :laugh2:
Can I rent it for 15 minutes?

for what you freak? oh & hi.
I might rub it down with Vaseline and then pop it! :)

you go boy - do what you need to do.

Have you ever shaved all your body hair and rubbed yourself down with Vaseline and swim with seals and dolphins?


Yup.

Manatees too.

So fluffy.
 
Welp, might as well meet the unofficial mascot:
iu
Cool. What is it?
Something with a little something for everybody! :laugh2:
Can I rent it for 15 minutes?

for what you freak? oh & hi.
I might rub it down with Vaseline and then pop it! :)

you go boy - do what you need to do.

Have you ever shaved all your body hair and rubbed yourself down with Vaseline and swim with seals and dolphins?

no. i don't think one needs to prep like that to swim with them.

dolphins have been known to be ... ummmmm.... shall we say 'affectionate ' with humans. so why give them an advantage.

unless YOU don't mind that sorta thing... damn - you ARE a little freaky deaky, 'eh?


I'll say they're affectionate!

A few years ago, my cousin Mabelina Hazel gave birth to Flipper after a visit to Seaworld.

He's real popular at family reunions....
 
Welp, might as well meet the unofficial mascot:
iu
Cool. What is it?
Something with a little something for everybody! :laugh2:
Can I rent it for 15 minutes?

for what you freak? oh & hi.
I might rub it down with Vaseline and then pop it! :)

you go boy - do what you need to do.

Have you ever shaved all your body hair and rubbed yourself down with Vaseline and swim with seals and dolphins?

no. i don't think one needs to prep like that to swim with them.

dolphins have been known to be ... ummmmm.... shall we say 'affectionate ' with humans. so why give them an advantage.

unless YOU don't mind that sorta thing... damn - you ARE a little freaky deaky, 'eh?


I'll say they're affectionate!

A few years ago, my cousin Mabelina Hazel gave birth to Flipper after a visit to Seaworld.

He's real popular at family reunions....
You ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
 
Welp, might as well meet the unofficial mascot:
iu
Cool. What is it?
Something with a little something for everybody! :laugh2:
Can I rent it for 15 minutes?

for what you freak? oh & hi.
I might rub it down with Vaseline and then pop it! :)

you go boy - do what you need to do.

Have you ever shaved all your body hair and rubbed yourself down with Vaseline and swim with seals and dolphins?
Do you like gladiator movies?



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I am a male and I live in a house

Oh my God! We have so much in common. :eek:
But I like woman.

Which woman?
Many. No fatties though. I don't discriminate color.

In general fatties, male and female are disgusting, there should be a Fat Tax either that or there should be a situation where we say either LOSE weight you fatty or you will be taken out and shot :smoke: Nobody wants to see fat ugly peoples they should be ACTIVELY DISCRIMINATED against and SHAMED in PUBLIC.
I'm KINDA fat, myself. But I ALWAYS keep that sh*t covered up in public.

Okay if covered up in public that's okay! Be careful though in general because of your Type 2 Diabetes.
 
Welcome aboard....tell us about yourself
I am a male and I live in a house and I drive a motorcycle. I like fast motorcycles and I like woman. I don't have a political party. I don't vote.

"I drive a motorcycle"

That's it, you are OKAY with me. I'm a girl and I recently bought a new Indian Scout 2020 (100th Anniversary Model) and have already taken it out and it's great. I bought my Papa a new Honda Goldwing 1800 Bagger and we went riding together the other day and it was great.

PLEASE do NOT say you LOVE carrots or there could be a problem :smoke:
Ha-ha, it ALWAYS comes down to carrots, doesn't It?

Yes, yes it does :smoke:
 
I am a male and I live in a house

Oh my God! We have so much in common. :eek:
But I like woman.

Which woman?
Many. No fatties though. I don't discriminate color.

In general fatties, male and female are disgusting, there should be a Fat Tax either that or there should be a situation where we say either LOSE weight you fatty or you will be taken out and shot :smoke: Nobody wants to see fat ugly peoples they should be ACTIVELY DISCRIMINATED against and SHAMED in PUBLIC.
I'm KINDA fat, myself. But I ALWAYS keep that sh*t covered up in public.
Thanks for sharing!
 
Welp, might as well meet the unofficial mascot:
iu
Cool. What is it?
Something with a little something for everybody! :laugh2:
Can I rent it for 15 minutes?

for what you freak? oh & hi.
I might rub it down with Vaseline and then pop it! :)

you go boy - do what you need to do.

Have you ever shaved all your body hair and rubbed yourself down with Vaseline and swim with seals and dolphins?

no. i don't think one needs to prep like that to swim with them.

dolphins have been known to be ... ummmmm.... shall we say 'affectionate ' with humans. so why give them an advantage.

unless YOU don't mind that sorta thing... damn - you ARE a little freaky deaky, 'eh?


I'll say they're affectionate!

A few years ago, my cousin Mabelina Hazel gave birth to Flipper after a visit to Seaworld.

He's real popular at family reunions....
Thanks for sharing.
 
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