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Welcome aboard....tell us about yourself
He was doing okay until he got freaky and started mentioning shaving body hair and wanting to get it on with sharks and dolphins and the vaseline thing and the vaseline thing with The Pink Thing
I can see someone did #1in your cereal..Hello. So many great peoples here.
No there's not.
Stop making crap up. I asked him if he did.When it comes to seals and dolphins I am a virgin. I am saving myself for the special oneI might rub it down with Vaseline and then pop it!Can I rent it for 15 minutes?Something with a little something for everybody!Cool. What is it?Welp, might as well meet the unofficial mascot:
for what you freak? oh & hi.
you go boy - do what you need to do.
Have you ever shaved all your body hair and rubbed yourself down with Vaseline and swim with seals and dolphins?
no. i don't think one needs to prep like that to swim with them.
dolphins have been known to be ... ummmmm.... shall we say 'affectionate ' with humans. so why give them an advantage.
unless YOU don't mind that sorta thing... damn - you ARE a little freaky deaky, 'eh?
You want to have sex with a seal or a dolphin?
I smell BS and I smell you! I never said that. Read it again junior... I asked if he did that. I don't roll that way junior.Welcome aboard....tell us about yourself
He was doing okay until he got freaky and started mentioning shaving body hair and wanting to get it on with sharks and dolphins and the vaseline thing and the vaseline thing with The Pink Thing
Stop making crap up. I asked him if he did.When it comes to seals and dolphins I am a virgin. I am saving myself for the special oneI might rub it down with Vaseline and then pop it!Can I rent it for 15 minutes?Something with a little something for everybody!Cool. What is it?Welp, might as well meet the unofficial mascot:
for what you freak? oh & hi.
you go boy - do what you need to do.
Have you ever shaved all your body hair and rubbed yourself down with Vaseline and swim with seals and dolphins?
no. i don't think one needs to prep like that to swim with them.
dolphins have been known to be ... ummmmm.... shall we say 'affectionate ' with humans. so why give them an advantage.
unless YOU don't mind that sorta thing... damn - you ARE a little freaky deaky, 'eh?
You want to have sex with a seal or a dolphin?
Can I rent it for 15 minutes?
I smell BS and I smell you! I never said that. Read it again junior... I asked if he did that. I don't roll that way junior.Welcome aboard....tell us about yourself
He was doing okay until he got freaky and started mentioning shaving body hair and wanting to get it on with sharks and dolphins and the vaseline thing and the vaseline thing with The Pink Thing
I will try to get it done in 15, but I will have to really concentrate.
Its early but this might be the best line of the day...
Can I rent it for 15 minutes?
Smoking hotTHAT would be Ivanka Trump. What a hottie!But I like woman.I am a male and I live in a house
Oh my God! We have so much in common.
Which woman?
Here's Hortense to welcome Sharknadoe
Stop making crap up. I asked him if he did.When it comes to seals and dolphins I am a virgin. I am saving myself for the special oneI might rub it down with Vaseline and then pop it!Can I rent it for 15 minutes?Something with a little something for everybody!Cool. What is it?Welp, might as well meet the unofficial mascot:
for what you freak? oh & hi.
you go boy - do what you need to do.
Have you ever shaved all your body hair and rubbed yourself down with Vaseline and swim with seals and dolphins?
no. i don't think one needs to prep like that to swim with them.
dolphins have been known to be ... ummmmm.... shall we say 'affectionate ' with humans. so why give them an advantage.
unless YOU don't mind that sorta thing... damn - you ARE a little freaky deaky, 'eh?
You want to have sex with a seal or a dolphin?
Ha-ha, it ALWAYS comes down to carrots, doesn't It?I am a male and I live in a house and I drive a motorcycle. I like fast motorcycles and I like woman. I don't have a political party. I don't vote.Welcome aboard....tell us about yourself
"I drive a motorcycle"
That's it, you are OKAY with me. I'm a girl and I recently bought a new Indian Scout 2020 (100th Anniversary Model) and have already taken it out and it's great. I bought my Papa a new Honda Goldwing 1800 Bagger and we went riding together the other day and it was great.
PLEASE do NOT say you LOVE carrots or there could be a problem
Have YOU ever seen a grown man naked?I might rub it down with Vaseline and then pop it!Can I rent it for 15 minutes?Something with a little something for everybody!Cool. What is it?Welp, might as well meet the unofficial mascot:
for what you freak? oh & hi.
you go boy - do what you need to do.
Have you ever shaved all your body hair and rubbed yourself down with Vaseline and swim with seals and dolphins?
