Phoenix
fideli certa merces
OK, more like Internet Spouse.
At work, we kind of joke about having the work wife, and the ladies joke about their work husband.
You all know what I'm talking about, at work we all have somebody of the opposite sex that just "fits" with us, our work wife (or work husband).
I've already got mine picked out, pick yours.
All right, MM. I'll let you be my internet wife.
Now, get me a steak and a nice wine to go with it.