Indiana Jones 5 bombs epically at Box Office

[Synthaholic]

80 year old action star? They should have cast Biden, that would have been hilarious.

If Harrison Ford is elected by the board to go run Paramount at 80 years old, more power to him. He may be great just like Joe Biden.

 

[Synthaholic]

I can't imagine anyone wanting to see this.
I saw the trailer and the facial CGI is terrible.
Harrison is 80 years old.
Trying to make him look 40 is absurd, and doesn't work. So the audience is suppose to ignore that and pretend they don't notice.

The de-aging is for one small scene.

 

[Arlette]

Well, Kathleen ”the force is female” Kennedy has destroyed yet another franchise:
Star Wars - check
MCU - check
Indiana Jones - check!

$300 million budget barely makes $60m domestic. It’s bombing in China too.

'Indiana Jones 5' is the Latest Hollywood Tentpole to Bomb in China | Analysis

The Middle Kingdom's own "Lost in the Stars" passed $315 million after surging 67% in its second weekend

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Turns out Doomcock was right, it’s obvious this movie was reshot and edited so many times.
The original ending was to have Indy die and Fleabag Phoebe Waller was supposed to take over as Indy in the past. Luckily since that ending was leaked and caused an uproar, they reshoot the movie and practically re-wrote the script to save Indy from that fate. It didn’t stop Kennedy from projecting her Feminist self into the movie as Fleabag in order to emasculate Indy and do everything better than him, because she is a sTrOnG iNdEpEnDaNt WyaMaN!



Go woke, go broke.

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It bombed because Indy is too old/not sexy

 

[Unkotare]

It bombed because Indy is too old/not sexy

Were you looking for “sexy” in an 80 year old?
?????

 

[Arlette]

Were you looking for “sexy” in an 80 year old?
?????

No. But Indy has to be sexy

 

[theHawk]

If Harrison Ford is elected by the board to go run Paramount at 80 years old, more power to him. He may be great just like Joe Biden.

Because diversity hires can’t get it done?

 

[Unkotare]

No. But Indy has to be sexy

Was he ever? I thought he had to be swashbuckling.

 

[theHawk]

It bombed because Indy is too old/not sexy

It bombed because the story sucked and characters were terrible.

Fleabag the know-it-all feminist that does everything better, and tired old white guy that no one respects.

 

[Arlette]

Was he ever? I thought he had to be swashbuckling.

Both

 

[skye]

Laughable. Ever since Disney took over the MCU, it has been shit.

Yes Sir it has!

super shit!

oh well! go woke go broke.

 

[skye]

Like somebody said ....

They shoot too many pictures and not enough actors over there in Hollyweird!haaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Missourian]

Couldn't put it better than this...

... Spoilers!

 

[ScorpioRising007]

I enjoyed the movie. I thought it was pretty good actually. Did I think it was good as Raiders or Temple of Doom? No not as good, but still a very enjoyable film.

 

[Unkotare]

Temple of Doom sucked.

 

[ScorpioRising007]

Temple of Doom sucked.

I actually think "Temple of Doom" was by far my favorite Indiana Jones film, I liked it even better than raiders. It was by far the darkest of all the Indiana Jones films, that is what I loved so much about it. As a kid I fell in love with the Temple and people being thrown in a firepit with their hearts ripped out.

 

[braalian]

I actually liked Crystal Skull

 

[Unkotare]

I actually liked Crystal Skull

Well, that's ONE...

 

[MisterBeale]

Holy Shit.

I had been planning to go see this one. . . but it is pretty much getting universally panned. They are even saying that D&D movie is better.

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[MisterBeale]

I actually liked Crystal Skull

You know, I didn't when it first came out, because of the shadow of the first three.

But after I saw it two more times, it grew on me. I had to view it in that context.

I feel that same about Lucas' pre-quels. I like them now, not as much as the original trilogy, but they are real Star Wars movies to me now. That shit Disney calls, "Star Wars," after Lucas sold the rights? IMO? That stuff is just trash.

IMO? I think the writers, producers, and directors of this last one, were fools for not making a great story with the use of Shia LaBeouf, just b/c he made the mistake of talking plane. He has always had emotional problems. Folks in Hollywood know that about him.

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[Zincwarrior]

The problem is he is like 900 years old.