Indiana Bigfoot Sighting

[Lord Long Rod]

They are everywhere.

Rare, Legendary Creature Spotted Along the Mississinewa River

Sasquatch migratory range may be expanding into Indiana By Kelley V. Phillips— MUNCIE, IN—A large bipedal ape-like creature was recently spotted along the Mississinewa River in northern Delaware County. The animal was described to be larger than the average man, an estimated 8-9 feet tall, and ap

www.munciejournal.com

 

[JGalt]

What round for Sasquatch? .308? 30-06?

 

[White 6]

What round for Sasquatch? .308? 30-06?

Nah, just throw them some beef jerky. You'll be pals. I wouldn't bend over around them, though.

 

[JGalt]

Nah, just throw them some beef jerky. You'll be pals. I wouldn't bend over around them, though.

I don't want to feed the damned things, I want to be the first to shoot and skin one.

 

[White 6]

I don't want to feed the damned things, I want to be the first to shoot and skin one.

I think I met a female one in a bar one night. You don't want to see them skinned, I swear. When you wake up in the morning, you'll regret that shit. Damn, I hate New Orleans.

 

[petro]

I don't want to feed the damned things, I want to be the first to shoot and skin one.

One would think that with millions of hunters across the woods of America somebody would have found a body or bones by now.

Bigfoots must bury their dead and never leave a brother behind.

 

[JGalt]

One would think that with millions of hunters across the woods of America somebody would have found a body or bones by now.

Bigfoots must bury their dead and never leave a brother behind.

They probably eat them, I bet.

 

[toobfreak]

Bigfoots must bury their dead and never leave a brother behind.

The article was an April Fools, but they have actually done tests on big game in dense wooded, rainy locations like where Sasquatch are seen and the entire carcass is gone, invisible, bones and all, within just a few months, even assuming wild animals don't get involved.

 

[mak2]

I spend a lot of time in the woods. Back in the 70's, and, full disclosure, in the 70's I smoked pot like it was my job, one morning , my second night out, early spring, cold, lots of rain and water puddles I was trying to stay to high ground. I came over a ridge trying to find a trail that I would not have to wade a creek or big puddle to get back to my pick up point for Monday morning. It was Hoosier National Forest, and if I remember correctly up toward Paoli, where there had not been a black bear spotted since before the Civil War. Topping the ridge about a hundred yards away, down in the valley was a really really big black bear scratching on a tree for some reason. He sloshed around busting up the tree and was apparently searching for food. I hung out and just watched for a while, stunned. Anyway moral of all this babbling is, there was a reproducing population of black bear, the one I seen was 200 lbs, in Hoosier national forest without a carcass being found for years and years and thought not to be north of the Ohio River for over a century. They crawl in a hole to die. Lots of woods. Maybe the Sasquatch do bury their dead, or crawl into a hole or cave to die. Could be.

 

[Faun]

They are everywhere.

Rare, Legendary Creature Spotted Along the Mississinewa River

Sasquatch migratory range may be expanding into Indiana By Kelley V. Phillips— MUNCIE, IN—A large bipedal ape-like creature was recently spotted along the Mississinewa River in northern Delaware County. The animal was described to be larger than the average man, an estimated 8-9 feet tall, and ap

www.munciejournal.com

"(April fools!)"

 

[The Irish Ram]

Is his jacket from Bass Pro Shop?

 

[1srelluc]

I hear they have one at Walter Reed's nut-job ward.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I hear they have one at Walter Reed's nut-job ward.

And he's suffering from male Sasquatch pattern baldness.

 

[Delldude]

I kinda hate to share this, but........