If you eat fried chicken with a fork you are a scumbag and a criminal.

[Remodeling Maidiac]

5 Weird Laws and Why They’re Still on the Books | University of Cinicinnati

Grab pussy? Become president.
Eat chicken with a fork? 2 to 10 years!


No soup for you!

 

[flacaltenn]

Pickles must bounce.

No consumption of Human flesh.

Dumb Laws: The Strangest Law in Every State | Reader's Digest

 

[Rambunctious]

 

[fncceo]

With a knife AND fork.

I'm no savage.

 

[fncceo]

Grab pussy? Become president.

There are a lot of cat haters in America.

 

[Rambunctious]

Its too late for you drummy....

 

[Wyatt earp]

Pickles must bounce.

No consumption of Human flesh.

Dumb Laws: The Strangest Law in Every State | Reader's Digest

It's missing one, Cook county, illinois law 865.89 : Whom ever puts ketchup on a hot dog must be put to death by a firing squad .



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[fncceo]

Whom ever puts ketchup on a hot dog must be put to death by a firing squad .

Normally, I would not be in favor of capital punishment ... however, in this instance, it is only justice.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

What will they think of next?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[WillMunny]

What if you're like me and use a knife and fork on chicken so my hands don't become greasy and slimy? I'll have you know that I like the rough friction of my dry hands whenever I jack off (& orgasm like water from a broken fire hydrant, launching me off the bed and slamming me into the ceiling with the sheer force of its power). I need my hands to be rough and dry without chicken grease. In all sexual matters I like it "unlubed."

 

[blastoff]

Kinda depends where/how it’s being served for me. Others are free to do as they please.