I will have a large dildo to go please

[uscitizen]

Sex toy drive-thru: Alabama shop to offer window service
Published: Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 4:13 PM Updated: Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 7:44 PM
Brian Lawson, The Huntsville Times

HUNTSVILLE, AL -- Pleasures, a "one-stop romance shop" that challenged Alabama's ban on sex toys, has a new, unique claim to fame: It will feature three sex toy drive-thru lanes at its new University Drive location.

Sex toy drive-thru: Alabama shop to offer window service | al.com

"Would you like to supersize that for only one dollar?"

 

[strollingbones]

have you looked at some of the prices of adult sex toys? just amazes me...how much they charge for this stuff

 

[JW Frogen]

My penis is free, and open for luuuuuuuuuuuuuuv!

 

[strollingbones]

is it like gold chains in gatlinburg? do you pay by the inch?

 

[JW Frogen]

You pay with your heart.

 

[JW Frogen]

Do you know I won the battle of Gatlinburg in a previous life.

Don't ask me which side I was on, I was a drunk then too.

So I probably tutored under Grant.

 

[strollingbones]

i did not know there was a battle of gatlinburg....


why am i so easily charmed by a silver tongue and empty promises?

 

[JW Frogen]

Miss Bones, my tongue is not silver, it is true, and I keep my promises.

If I can remember them.

 

[JW Frogen]

All you have to do is just remind me.

 

[strollingbones]

i find when you remind men of their promises...they consider you a 'nag'

 

[JW Frogen]

I love a woman he keeps reminding me I can be better than I am.

There is nothing more sexy than that Ms. Bones.

Now before you think I am getting all Freud here, know this, my mother always reminded me I am worse than I can be.

 

[JW Frogen]

She also smoked while I was in the womb and drove with baby me on the dashboard.

 

[JW Frogen]

I think I turned out pretty good considering.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

Meet The Illinois Woman Arrested For Assaulting Cop With A Sex Toy | The Smoking Gun

 

[uscitizen]

Was it a concealed unregistered sex toy?

Protect your second ammendment right to bare your... Ohh never mind.

 

[strollingbones]

I love a woman he keeps reminding me I can be better than I am.

There is nothing more sexy than that Ms. Bones.

Now before you think I am getting all Freud here, know this, my mother always reminded me I am worse than I can be.

my dearest....i would not mention freud right now, if i were you

 

[ekrem]

I thought I post it here:

 

[Blagger]

Sex toy drive-thru: Alabama shop to offer window service
Published: Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 4:13 PM Updated: Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 7:44 PM
Brian Lawson, The Huntsville Times

HUNTSVILLE, AL -- Pleasures, a "one-stop romance shop" that challenged Alabama's ban on sex toys, has a new, unique claim to fame: It will feature three sex toy drive-thru lanes at its new University Drive location.

Sex toy drive-thru: Alabama shop to offer window service | al.com

"Would you like to supersize that for only one dollar?"

'Darlene, I need a cheeseburger and a gag to-go at window two.'

 

[boedicca]

Surprisingly, nobody at USMB created a thread to celebrate Sex Toy Day on Nov. 4th.

What Is Sex Toy Day? | Sex Toy Day 2010 - Get a Free Sex Toy

 

[Sallow]

i find when you remind men of their promises...they consider you a 'nag'

Oh gosh..this has me rolling..