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    Sex toy drive-thru: Alabama shop to offer window service
    Published: Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 4:13 PM Updated: Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 7:44 PM
    Brian Lawson, The Huntsville Times

    HUNTSVILLE, AL -- Pleasures, a "one-stop romance shop" that challenged Alabama's ban on sex toys, has a new, unique claim to fame: It will feature three sex toy drive-thru lanes at its new University Drive location.

    Sex toy drive-thru: Alabama shop to offer window service | al.com

    "Would you like to supersize that for only one dollar?"
     
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    have you looked at some of the prices of adult sex toys? just amazes me...how much they charge for this stuff
     
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    My penis is free, and open for luuuuuuuuuuuuuuv!
     
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    is it like gold chains in gatlinburg? do you pay by the inch?
     
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    You pay with your heart.
     
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    Do you know I won the battle of Gatlinburg in a previous life.

    Don't ask me which side I was on, I was a drunk then too.

    So I probably tutored under Grant.
     
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    i did not know there was a battle of gatlinburg....


    why am i so easily charmed by a silver tongue and empty promises?
     
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    Miss Bones, my tongue is not silver, it is true, and I keep my promises.

    If I can remember them.
     
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    All you have to do is just remind me.
     
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    i find when you remind men of their promises...they consider you a 'nag'
     
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