Here's my idea. I will buy fishing licenses in three different states on their opening days. I do this for a few years even though I never actually go fishing. I found one state where the Northern Pike record is 9 pounds 8 ounces and two more barely over 10 pounds. I install a huge live well in my truck. It is not that ungodly rare to catch Northerns 12 or even over 20 pounds in Minnesota. Our state record is 45 pounds 12 ounces. Now, I need to have an aquarium at home in order to keep three of the biggest alive over the years because I want to absolutely smash these records. I involve my brothers and nephews and tell them I will purchase Northerns over a certain size if they are still alive. When I have them ready, my brother and I drive down in separate vehicles, me with the northerns in my live well. We get a hotel and I swap one to his truck and we go establish a record with him as my witness. The fact that it is on record that I have been purchasing fishing licenses every year there makes it less suspicious. Now, the goal is to break the record in 3 states in one single day.