I suppose I should introduce yours truly

[Couplet Man]

I suppose I should introduce yours truly
I am Couplet Man, and I say it quite coolly

 

[Ringel05]

Soooo, would that be a diminutive duo?

Welcome!

 

[Big Black Dog]

Just from the sounds of your introduction, you may need to increase your medications.

 

[xsited1]

Welcome to the USMB
Where we come to disagree
If you do not like it here
You can stick it up your rear
But if you find this place quite merry
We will call you a raging homosexual

 

[Dude111]

Welcome to the site

 

[Sunni Man]

Welcome

 

[AllieBaba]

I suppose I should introduce yours truly
I am Couplet Man, and I say it quite coolly

While I'm sure you're a coolie and most likely the best
You may or may not survive when you're put to the test.

 

[Douger]

I suppose I should introduce yours truly
I am Couplet Man, and I say it quite coolly

Aloha.
Are you uh murkin ?

 

[KSigMason]

Welcome aboard.

 

[California Girl]

Couplet Man is already in the red
What a fucking idiot - enough said.

 

[Sallow]

Welcome

 

[Harry Dresden]

I suppose I should introduce yours truly
I am Couplet Man, and I say it quite coolly

Aloha.
Are you uh murkin ?

what the hell do you care you stupid fuck?....

 

[AllieBaba]

The noobie draws the usual crowd
Of well wishers and retards raucous and loud.

 

[Truthmatters]

welcome

 

[Flagwavrusa]

I am a great fan and admirer of those
Who can make their case without resorting to prose

 

[Epsilon Delta]

!!!!!!!

ALL HIS POSTS... ARE COUPLETS.

That is awesome, I must say
You have made my day today

 

[saveliberty]

Don't take the crap.
Some are always in a flap.

Just continue your rap.
Chart a course on the USMB map.

Please place some funny on tap,
so in your post I don't nap.

 

[freedombecki]

Welcome.

 

[George Costanza]

I suppose I should introduce yours truly
I am Couplet Man, and I say it quite coolly

Aloha.
Are you uh murkin ?

what the hell do you care you stupid fuck?....

How crass, how rude, how mundane.
You will give Poor Old Harry a pain.
And, to boot, the example you give,
May cause our new member to leave,
Without ever knowing that here,
There are folks who will lend him an ear.
So lighten up Francis, what say?
Forget about posting - go play.