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...she was delivering pizza to my house. I thought she was cute so I asked her if she was married. She said no.
I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said she did but her relationship was on the last legs.
I asked her if I asked her out would she go with me, and she said not right away because she doesn't want to be the "bad guy."
She asked me if I was married and I said "no, I'm not married."
I told her I thought she was cute, and she told me I'm not bad looking either.
I said, OK, well you know where I live, I know where you work and she left.
A friend said "It doesn't count if you don't get her number."
So I called the pizza restaurant and ordered three cheesecakes to get a minimum $10 order. I asked them to send the woman to deliver it, asking for her by name.
They asked if there was a problem with my order and I said "no."
The woman on the phone said "I'm the manager, is there a reason why you want her to deliver the cheese cake."
I said, "Yes, there is a reason."
They sent her with the cheese cake and I got her phone number.
We agreed that I will call her in two weeks, to give her time to break up with her boyfriend.
Sunday, the two weeks is up and I plan to call her.
...she was delivering pizza to my house. I thought she was cute so I asked her if she was married. She said no.
I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said she did but her relationship was on the last legs.
I asked her if I asked her out would she go with me, and she said not right away because she doesn't want to be the "bad guy."
She asked me if I was married and I said "no, I'm not married."
I told her I thought she was cute, and she told me I'm not bad looking either.
I said, OK, well you know where I live, I know where you work and she left.
A friend said "It doesn't count if you don't get her number."
So I called the pizza restaurant and ordered three cheesecakes to get a minimum $10 order. I asked them to send the woman to deliver it, asking for her by name.
They asked if there was a problem with my order and I said "no."
The woman on the phone said "I'm the manager, is there a reason why you want her to deliver the cheese cake."
I said, "Yes, there is a reason."
They sent her with the cheese cake and I got her phone number.
We agreed that I will call her in two weeks, to give her time to break up with her boyfriend.
Sunday, the two weeks is up and I plan to call her.
She didn't come. I called and she said she "forgot." She said she would call me later, but then didn't.
Well, I've finally given up on this woman and signed up for Matchmaker.
Matchmaker is a service to connect men to women and women to men. It's done done through the internet, but through a matchmaking service run by people.
I have been given my first contact, and tonight I call her.
Well, I've finally given up on this woman and signed up for Matchmaker.
Matchmaker is a service to connect men to women and women to men. It's done done through the internet, but through a matchmaking service run by people.
I have been given my first contact, and tonight I call her.
A good looking chick with discounts on pizza and cheesecake?...she was delivering pizza to my house. I thought she was cute so I asked her if she was married. She said no.
I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said she did but her relationship was on the last legs.
I asked her if I asked her out would she go with me, and she said not right away because she doesn't want to be the "bad guy."
She asked me if I was married and I said "no, I'm not married."
I told her I thought she was cute, and she told me I'm not bad looking either.
I said, OK, well you know where I live, I know where you work and she left.
A friend said "It doesn't count if you don't get her number."
So I called the pizza restaurant and ordered three cheesecakes to get a minimum $10 order. I asked them to send the woman to deliver it, asking for her by name.
They asked if there was a problem with my order and I said "no."
The woman on the phone said "I'm the manager, is there a reason why you want her to deliver the cheese cake."
I said, "Yes, there is a reason."
They sent her with the cheese cake and I got her phone number.
We agreed that I will call her in two weeks, to give her time to break up with her boyfriend.
Sunday, the two weeks is up and I plan to call her.
So the first woman, the pizza deliverer, goes on Facebook and says: "I have a fear I'm spending time on the wrong people, and I will end up alone."
Well, I know she's not talking about me, because I can count on my fingers the number of times we've seen each other since we met, and she almost never returns my texts and phone calls.
Today, she sent me a text: "I've been thinking a lot about you. Sorry I've been so distant."
So I write: "I know something's up. What is it?"
She says: "Nothing's up."
Then she says: "[Daughter's name] just got here. We are taking her dog to the vet. Brb."
Since then, nothing.
...she was delivering pizza to my house. I thought she was cute so I asked her if she was married. She said no.
I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said she did but her relationship was on the last legs.
I asked her if I asked her out would she go with me, and she said not right away because she doesn't want to be the "bad guy."
She asked me if I was married and I said "no, I'm not married."
I told her I thought she was cute, and she told me I'm not bad looking either.
I said, OK, well you know where I live, I know where you work and she left.
A friend said "It doesn't count if you don't get her number."
So I called the pizza restaurant and ordered three cheesecakes to get a minimum $10 order. I asked them to send the woman to deliver it, asking for her by name.
They asked if there was a problem with my order and I said "no."
The woman on the phone said "I'm the manager, is there a reason why you want her to deliver the cheese cake."
I said, "Yes, there is a reason."
They sent her with the cheese cake and I got her phone number.
We agreed that I will call her in two weeks, to give her time to break up with her boyfriend.
Sunday, the two weeks is up and I plan to call her.
No....she was delivering pizza to my house. I thought she was cute so I asked her if she was married. She said no.
I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said she did but her relationship was on the last legs.
I asked her if I asked her out would she go with me, and she said not right away because she doesn't want to be the "bad guy."
She asked me if I was married and I said "no, I'm not married."
I told her I thought she was cute, and she told me I'm not bad looking either.
I said, OK, well you know where I live, I know where you work and she left.
A friend said "It doesn't count if you don't get her number."
So I called the pizza restaurant and ordered three cheesecakes to get a minimum $10 order. I asked them to send the woman to deliver it, asking for her by name.
They asked if there was a problem with my order and I said "no."
The woman on the phone said "I'm the manager, is there a reason why you want her to deliver the cheese cake."
I said, "Yes, there is a reason."
They sent her with the cheese cake and I got her phone number.
We agreed that I will call her in two weeks, to give her time to break up with her boyfriend.
Sunday, the two weeks is up and I plan to call her.
Did you ask if she ever had an abortion?
What I think what this proves is that persistence doesn't always pay off.
He loses every battle. He really needs to give up.No....she was delivering pizza to my house. I thought she was cute so I asked her if she was married. She said no.
I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said she did but her relationship was on the last legs.
I asked her if I asked her out would she go with me, and she said not right away because she doesn't want to be the "bad guy."
She asked me if I was married and I said "no, I'm not married."
I told her I thought she was cute, and she told me I'm not bad looking either.
I said, OK, well you know where I live, I know where you work and she left.
A friend said "It doesn't count if you don't get her number."
So I called the pizza restaurant and ordered three cheesecakes to get a minimum $10 order. I asked them to send the woman to deliver it, asking for her by name.
They asked if there was a problem with my order and I said "no."
The woman on the phone said "I'm the manager, is there a reason why you want her to deliver the cheese cake."
I said, "Yes, there is a reason."
They sent her with the cheese cake and I got her phone number.
We agreed that I will call her in two weeks, to give her time to break up with her boyfriend.
Sunday, the two weeks is up and I plan to call her.
Did you ask if she ever had an abortion?
Did you ever ask your mother why she kept you even though you were a botched abortion?
I'm not giving up, but I'm moving on.
I am taking someone out to dinner Saturday night. After our first date, she said she wanted to be friends, and she really means it because she returns phone calls and texts.
I decided I would like a female friend my own age other than my ex-wife, so I will see where this goes. Maybe she'll introduce me to her female friends. No harm in trying.
I'm not giving up, but I'm moving on.
I am taking someone out to dinner Saturday night. After our first date, she said she wanted to be friends, and she really means it because she returns phone calls and texts.
I decided I would like a female friend my own age other than my ex-wife, so I will see where this goes. Maybe she'll introduce me to her female friends. No harm in trying.
Your ex-wife is a great friend to have. Sometimes a little wild after a few drinks, but I'm sure you already knew that,