I am outta here, my ship has come in....$18 Million baby

Discussion in 'Conspiracy Theories' started by Trajan, Feb 7, 2012.

  1. Trajan
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    Trajan conscientia mille testes

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    just got this in my yahoo mail :woohoo:



    naturally I told Sgt. Morgan I am all in, am I set or what!?!!:2up:



    Hello friend,

    This is Sgt John Morgan Jr. of the US Military Corps, but redeployed to Libya, and presently stationed in Tripoli.I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $18M from this country to you, as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here.

    I will continue with the details when you signify your intention to work with me.

    Sgt John Morgan Jr.
     
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    But... but... Obama said there were no boots on the ground in Libya!

    maybe it's a trick or something. Perhaps you should just forward the details to me and let me look into it for you. If it's legit I'll back off and leave you to your millions... promise.
     
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    My ship came in last month, unfortunately, I was at the airport.
     
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    My ship went down with all hands last year.
     
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    That sounds like an awesome deal!
     
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    Better hurry and send that guy an account number where he can send the money before someone else takes him up on the deal.
     
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    And you're gonna share your good fortune with your fellow Salamanders, right? :eusa_angel:
     
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    sending money via Western union is safe, even to the US Military Corps
    however the snag is I need $200 to smooth the transaction
     
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    So, you would drop us like a bad habit? Not cool man, we need you to help combat the lunatic left fringe around here. I predict you'll get bored and be back here in no time.
     
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    thats the oldest trick in the book and you fell for it.Priceless.:lol: Its all a hoax as you will find out.:lol:
     

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