Hunter Biden Plea Deal Falls Through After Bribery Check Bounces

[Weatherman2020]

According to sources, Hunter Biden's plea deal fell through in court today after his bribery check to the judge bounced due to insufficient funds. "We are disappointed with the judge's decision, but we are confident things will be made right once another transfer from Ukraine clears in one of Hunter's offshore accounts," said Biden's legal team. "This is just a minor hiccup." At publishing time, anonymous sources had confirmed that this afternoon's "coke and hookers plea deal celebration" had become a "coke and hookers strategy session."

Hunter Biden Plea Deal Falls Through After Bribery Check Bounces

U.S. — According to sources, Hunter Biden's plea deal fell through in court today after his bribery check to the judge bounced due to insufficient funds. "We are disappointed with the judge's decision, but we are confident things will be made right once another transfer from Ukraine clears in...

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[1srelluc]

I checked the cable news coverage at the top of the hour and was surprised at MS-LSD's coverage. Not much different than FOX.

....Of course CNN gave it less than two minutes then stated going on about UFOs.

 

[MarathonMike]

Hunter quickly offered up this stunning self portrait which the judge refused.

 

[Votto]

 

[wamose]

The Bidens belong in jail. That includes Joe, Hunter and the rest of them that received dirty money. This is either a two-tiered system of justice or it's a ploy to delay Joe's withdrawal from the Presidential race.

 

[MarathonMike]

The Bidens belong in jail. That includes Joe, Hunter and the rest of them that received dirty money. This is either a two-tiered system of justice or it's a ploy to delay Joe's withdrawal from the Presidential race.

This is the final test to see if the DOJ has a shred of integrity left. I'm not holding my breath.