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  1. miketx
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    Don't eat too many sweets OP, have some healthy food first!

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    Welcome!

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    Welcome to USMB.

    The donuts are stale...

    We don't put ketchup on hotdogs.

    The coffee is made the way miketx loves his women...

    No... not hot and black. Cold and bitter.

    The beer cooler is empty...

    Our Treasurer deannalw collects the beer money and sits on the empty cooler, spending the money on beer IV's and camouflage spray paint.

    She is also armed and dangerous..

    She carries a knife and will use it if you try to take a beer.
     
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    The donuts are made fresh daily.

    It is true we don't put ketchup on hotdogs, and everything about Deanna is also true.
     
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    We ate the fresh donuts.

    We've been replacing them with the stale ones.

    Can we get a few eclairs this weekend. I'm off and eclairs came to mind.
     
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    Turn my back for five minutes and you guys.....
    It's been years since I made choux pastry, but I will see what I can do.
     
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    You had cinnamon buns the other day. Make some.
     
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    That is not how we ask nicely, Hoss. Make your own.
     
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    O.k., then.

    Black and strong it is.

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    You will need to pass around your recreational drugs to get the crowd to warm up to you.
     
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