How Would Obama's Class-Warfare Effect Superheroes?

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    Obama hates anyone who is rich (regard of the fact that he's rich now). He wants all of us to hate them with him. What would happen to many of the most famous superheroes if Obama got his way?

    BATMAN-The rich wouldn't be rich in America. No Wayne Manor, no Batcave, no Batmobile, no fancy bullet-proof costume to put fear into the hearts of criminals. None of those fancy gadgets like the Batarange he uses to sling around on. No Batwings to fly around Gotham. He'd just be a guy who's good at martial-arts with nothing to give him any kind of advantage over a gun wielding criminal.

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    IRONMAN - Tony Stark would never have the toys he has, never be in Afghanistan selling his wares when he came under attack, and never gotten the idea to make a metal suit to go with the power-supply in his chest.

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    XMEN- Professor Xavior never could afford to have a school for mutants. All of the kids that he saved and trained would have been misfits, outcasts. Many would have become criminals and convicts. Many might have committed suicide because they couldn't deal with life living as a freak. Because one rich man decided to do good many lives were saved.

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    Without the rich you wouldn't have a Zorro, a Six-million Dollar Man, a James Bond 007, a Fantastic Four, you wouldn't have the Watchmen, or many others.

    Without the rich you wouldn't have comic books, movies, TV, a house, or a pot to piss in.

    Imagine how boring it would be without the rich. We'd all be living in log cabins in the woods hunting for our dinner.
     
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    Batman without his money the first time he runs into The Joker


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    Batman.......one of the 1%.......


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    Tony Stark, Bruce Wayne, Professor Xavier all have most of their money in overseas banks so they are all criminals.
     

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