Rob37
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We have all had it happen to us. We are out somewhere having lunch with a buddy, talking about something innocuous, like baseball or anal fisting, when all of a sudden your buddy says something stupid, like "Trump is a Nazi." What is the appropriate response in this situation?
Well, to cut to the chase, you need to smack the unholy shit out of your buddy. You owe it to him to bring him back to reality. But how do you do it? Remember, you are in a social situation and there may be others around.
Do you just flat-out punch him in the face? No. This is assault and battery, and it may leave physical evidence that can be used against you in court.
Do you bitch slap your buddy? Yes!
Now to the crux of this article: how do you bitch slap your buddy? Forward slap or backhand? The answer is to back hand your buddy. The forward slap is too similar to a punch. If anyone sees you do it then they can testify that you hit your buddy. But, if you backhand-bitchslap your buddy then nobody will say anything. Your buddy is going to know immediately that he said something wrong. Further, your buddy will not testify against you because he will then have to admit to taking a bitch slap. Moreover, nobody else will say anything because when they see you backhand someone they will just assume that a bitch got out of line and needed to be slapped.
So there you go. Don't get in trouble. Do it right. When someone you know says something stupid, like that Trump is a Russian operative, then backhand that bitch like he owes you money.