How To Impress A Woman

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    How To Impress A Woman

    * Wine her,
    * Dine her,
    * Call her,
    * Hug her,
    * Support her,
    * Hold her,
    * Surprise her,
    * Compliment her,
    * Smile at her,
    * Listen to her,
    * Laugh with her,
    * Cry with her,
    * Romance her,
    * Encourage her,
    * Believe in her,
    * Pray with her,
    * Pray for her,
    * Cuddle with her,
    * Shop with her,
    * Give her jewelry,
    * Buy her flowers,
    * Hold her hand,
    * Write love letters to her,
    * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

    How to impress a man

    * Show up naked ... Don't block the TV
     
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    By Jove, I think you got it! :laugh:
     
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    I like that!! :laugh: But sometimes us gals like the men naked and not blocking the TV as well. ;)
     
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    Depends on what's on TV, and what they're carrying/holding while they're standing there.
     
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    :beer:
     
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    Now what could this guy possibly be carrying that would make him more interesting than wearing only his birthday suit?
     
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    well, its the truth.

    men are like microwaves and women are like conventional ovens.
     
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    Chocolate, diamonds......living will :laugh:
     
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    ahhhhhhhhhh romantic sex AND buy em off-----that's easy enough !!
     
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    In that order!! :tng: LOL
     

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