How To Call The Police When You're Old And Don't Move Fast Anymore.

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  1. dread

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    Phoenix, AZ
    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
    wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
    could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go
    turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
    things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and
    he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
    should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
    available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the
    police again.
    'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
    stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them
    now because I just shot them.' Then he hung up.

    Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire
    trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
    residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot

    George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

    (True Story)

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