How long could you survive after kicking a bear in the balls

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    23 seconds, so, long enough to get to the truck / the rifle / the invisibility cloak.
     
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    I may have embellished just a little but my results were

     
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    Survival would be of no concern to me. I'd just make sure I was faster than whomever I conned into accompanying me to the kicking.
     
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    :lol: I answered as a Liberal: 5 seconds. :lol:
     
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    :eusa_hand: Liberals love animals so they would not kick a bear in the balls they would get PETA to massage them.
     

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