How Long Are You Going To Live?

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    I'll live till I die.
     
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    well, now you can exploit the very sex-equality BS the liberals shove down our throats. You can sue the website and the whole medical community because they are sexist against men, and you'll never have to work again, and you can ride your bike with no worries! :D
     
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    You need to gracefully accept the fact that we will not only outlive you, but will spend all your money after you've died. :asshole:
     
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    Surely that may apply to a married man shit for brains, but in your haste to be the eternal smart ass you are, you didn't think about maybe I was single, as I am.

    In any case, after I'm dead, I could give a rats ass what whoever does with whatever I've acumulated in my life. I can't take it with me.

    How old did you say you were? 9 or 10?
     
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    I certainly hope my wife spends the rest of the money after I go. Wouldn't want those pesky kids having any now! Would we?

    :funnyface
     
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    81-82.
     
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    86. Cool.

    Wonder what life will be like in 2046.
     
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    87 :sleep:
     
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    96...us cantankerous evil people live a long time!
     

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